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Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks
MSNBC via AP ^
| 11/10/06
Posted on 11/10/2006 9:33:38 AM PST by Obadiah
LONDON - A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.
The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes’ gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.
The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.
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KEYWORDS: anarchist; briton; buttocks; firecracker; humor; suicidebombing; terrorist
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:33:40 AM PST
by
Obadiah
To: Obadiah
I saw Benny Hill do this in a skit once about 30 years ago.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:34:27 AM PST
by
HitmanLV
("If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed." - Jerry 'Curly' Howard)
To: Obadiah
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the rocket."
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:35:46 AM PST
by
RichInOC
("ARMAGEDDON!!!" *BOOM!*)
To: Obadiah
Has the European death wish suffused even the English establishment???
To: Obadiah
The funniest word in the English language is buttocks.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:37:42 AM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Obadiah
Ah well, the kid was bored so he stuck a firecracker up his butt to see what would happen. Happens all the time.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:37:45 AM PST
by
Obadiah
To: Obadiah
Obviously a long time viewer of the BBC....JJ61
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:38:18 AM PST
by
JerseyJohn61
(Better Late Than Never.......sometimes over lapping is worth the effort....)
To: Obadiah
“You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck putting firecrakers where the sun don't shine."
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:38:39 AM PST
by
teacherwoes
(To some history in nothing more than an obstacle on the road of progress)
To: Obadiah
The cheeky bastard!
Probably not quite so cheeky anymore...
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:38:56 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: HitmanLV
I saw Benny Hill do this in a skit once about 30 years ago. The key word there is "once".
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:39:11 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Obadiah
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:39:15 AM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
I agree. I love the fact that it seems plural. What's proper: "My buttocks DOES hurt?", or "My buttocks DO hurt?"
To: Mr Ramsbotham
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:39:50 AM PST
by
xc1427
(It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees...Midnight Oil (Power and the Passion))
To: Obadiah
Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocksWell, that's what American voters did to themselves Tuesday.
To: Obadiah
I bet that scorched squeakhole hair smells really, really bad.
On the upside, he's probably permanently turtled, and so will never reproduce.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:40:12 AM PST
by
Malacoda
(A day without a pi$$ed-off muslim is like a day without sunshine.)
To: Obadiah
How much scotch does one have to consume so that shoving a firecracker up your butt and lighting it seems like a good idea?
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:40:14 AM PST
by
Exeter
(If Life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!)
To: HitmanLV
Ah, the memories of Benny Hill!!! Good stuff.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:40:23 AM PST
by
xc1427
(It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees...Midnight Oil (Power and the Passion))
To: Obadiah
Q What color are his butt cheeks?
A Blue. One blew that way, and one blue the other way.
To: Exeter
In my case I don't think there could be enough....
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:41:34 AM PST
by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
To: Obadiah
Gives new meaning to Fire CRACKer.
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posted on
11/10/2006 9:41:36 AM PST
by
4yearlurker
(I'm surrounded by Union Dems in the 12th district! Alone in the wilderness.)
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