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Naked man arrested in El Cerrito with concealed weapon
AP ^ | 11/3/6

Posted on 11/03/2006 4:36:25 PM PST by SmithL

El Cerrito, Calif. -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks.

The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: sanfranciscovalues; sheehan; stumped
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To: SmithL; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


"I have an alibi!"



41 posted on 11/03/2006 10:03:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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To: martin_fierro

Now that's a headline that absolutely required clicking. Martin, thanks for the ping. Now I MUST go read this article.


42 posted on 11/03/2006 10:11:57 PM PST by NerdDad (Aug 7, 1981, I married my soulmate, CDBEAR. 25 years and I'm still teenager-crazy in love with her.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Smurf Genocide!


43 posted on 11/03/2006 10:13:20 PM PST by cardinal4 (Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi..)
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To: cardinal4
Smurf Genocide!

That would be a GREAT name for a rock band.

44 posted on 11/03/2006 10:16:33 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Thanks for the ping.

I was laughing like a crazed jackal at some of the posts.

45 posted on 11/03/2006 10:24:21 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Jon Fukitol Kari is an arrogant fool.)
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To: Kate of Spice Island

My pleasure. (Non-screwdriver-related.)


46 posted on 11/03/2006 10:27:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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To: SmithL

Maybe he had hemroids that needed some work.


47 posted on 11/03/2006 10:30:53 PM PST by WKB (I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.)
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To: HAL9000; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside

"Million to one shot, doc, million to one."


48 posted on 11/03/2006 10:34:02 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: SmithL

what, he couldn't find his nutdriver ?


49 posted on 11/03/2006 11:23:43 PM PST by fnord (dachshunds with erections can't climb stairs)
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To: SmithL
That's almost as good as this headline.
HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR

50 posted on 11/04/2006 12:03:26 AM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: Larry Lucido
""Million to one shot, doc, million to one.""


51 posted on 11/04/2006 1:37:55 AM PST by blues_guitarist (I apologize to no one! . .. . . . . . . . .. Black conservative Christians arise!!)
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To: SmithL

52 posted on 11/04/2006 2:24:38 AM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast
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To: martin_fierro

Is this another burgh thing that we wouldn't understand?


53 posted on 11/04/2006 4:06:59 AM PST by xp38
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To: blues_guitarist

LOL!!


54 posted on 11/04/2006 4:22:44 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: SmithL

Missing in the whole discussion of concealment is, when did a screwdriver become a "weapon"?


55 posted on 11/04/2006 4:32:24 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: SmithL; Slings and Arrows
he had a screwdriver in his buttocks.

Huh... screwing with himself......

:-P

56 posted on 11/04/2006 4:55:48 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Larry Lucido

Screwdriver control! Screwdrivers kill people!

:-P


57 posted on 11/04/2006 4:56:45 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: SmithL
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58 posted on 11/04/2006 5:25:56 AM PST by Dick Vomer (liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig

Thank you for your service! I think J. Edgar Hoover once said that of all the criminals he had ever known, the one common denominator was that every single one was a liar.

It is really disturbing to talk to folks who won't accept reality - catch them in an obvious lie, and they deny it, repeatedly, over and over. What's up with that?


59 posted on 11/04/2006 5:32:40 AM PST by Freedom4US (u)
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To: Mr. Brightside

How can a naked man be suspected of unlawful exposure.


60 posted on 11/04/2006 5:32:47 AM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. get wise while yet you may)
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