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Naked man arrested in El Cerrito with concealed weapon
AP ^
| 11/3/6
Posted on 11/03/2006 4:36:25 PM PST by SmithL
El Cerrito, Calif. -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks.
The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: sanfranciscovalues; sheehan; stumped
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To: martin_fierro
Now that's a headline that absolutely required clicking. Martin, thanks for the ping. Now I MUST go read this article.
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posted on
11/03/2006 10:11:57 PM PST
by
NerdDad
(Aug 7, 1981, I married my soulmate, CDBEAR. 25 years and I'm still teenager-crazy in love with her.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/03/2006 10:13:20 PM PST
by
cardinal4
(Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi..)
To: cardinal4
Smurf Genocide! That would be a GREAT name for a rock band.
To: Slings and Arrows
Thanks for the ping.
I was laughing like a crazed jackal at some of the posts.
To: Kate of Spice Island
My pleasure. (Non-screwdriver-related.)
To: SmithL
Maybe he had hemroids that needed some work.
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posted on
11/03/2006 10:30:53 PM PST
by
WKB
(I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.)
To: HAL9000; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside
"Million to one shot, doc, million to one."
To: SmithL
what, he couldn't find his nutdriver ?
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posted on
11/03/2006 11:23:43 PM PST
by
fnord
(dachshunds with erections can't climb stairs)
To: SmithL
That's almost as good as this headline.
HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR
To: Larry Lucido
""Million to one shot, doc, million to one.""
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posted on
11/04/2006 1:37:55 AM PST
by
blues_guitarist
(I apologize to no one! . .. . . . . . . . .. Black conservative Christians arise!!)
To: SmithL
To: martin_fierro
Is this another burgh thing that we wouldn't understand?
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posted on
11/04/2006 4:06:59 AM PST
by
xp38
To: blues_guitarist
To: SmithL
Missing in the whole discussion of concealment is, when did a screwdriver become a "weapon"?
To: SmithL; Slings and Arrows
he had a screwdriver in his buttocks. Huh... screwing with himself......
:-P
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posted on
11/04/2006 4:55:48 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Larry Lucido
Screwdriver control! Screwdrivers kill people!
:-P
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posted on
11/04/2006 4:56:45 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: SmithL
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posted on
11/04/2006 5:25:56 AM PST
by
Dick Vomer
(liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
Thank you for your service! I think J. Edgar Hoover once said that of all the criminals he had ever known, the one common denominator was that every single one was a liar.
It is really disturbing to talk to folks who won't accept reality - catch them in an obvious lie, and they deny it, repeatedly, over and over. What's up with that?
To: Mr. Brightside
How can a naked man be suspected of unlawful exposure.
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posted on
11/04/2006 5:32:47 AM PST
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. get wise while yet you may)
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