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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions
Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^ | 10-03-06 | Sully777

Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777

"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.

What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]


(Attribution: Ed Fletcher - Bee Staff Writer. October 21, 2006 Page B1

(Excerpt) Read more at sacbee.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: funnies; ofst; sillyvote; whoopwhoop
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To: JJR RNCH

141 posted on 11/03/2006 11:10:52 AM PST by girlscout
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To: girlscout

My boy loved Taco Bell mexican pizzas as a baby and now REAL tex-mex restaurants are our downfall. Can't wait to take him to Mercados in Tyler Texas someday/


142 posted on 11/03/2006 11:11:18 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: JRios1968

Be buggin all Electric Bugaloo...word.
143 posted on 11/03/2006 11:14:08 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: EX52D

144 posted on 11/03/2006 11:16:12 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

I grew up eating chalupas and tacos down Corpus Christi way. My dad used to go to the taco shack every Friday night and pick up a bunch. They only cost 15 cents each back then. In my 20's I used to eat jalepenos to get rid of hiccups but now the hot ones tear me a new one.


145 posted on 11/03/2006 11:16:45 AM PST by girlscout
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To: sully777
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146 posted on 11/03/2006 11:18:52 AM PST by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: girlscout
"...but the hot ones tear me a new one."

147 posted on 11/03/2006 11:19:13 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777; girlscout; Lucky9teen; amxfan2002
My favorite recipe for chicken. . .

LEMON CHICKEN BREAST

I saw this recipe for a lemon chicken breast that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who are forced into the kitchen a few times a week.

Ingredients:

1 whole chicken (weight is dependent on how many servings are required)

1 large lemon, cut into halves

sprig of rosemary

salt and pepper to taste

butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Heat oven to 350 degrees

Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken until it is completely coated

Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;

Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the juice from the lemon will coat the breast.

Season skin of chicken to your preference, place sprig of rosemary into the chicken.

Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.

If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken should look like the one in the picture.

Bon Appetit!


148 posted on 11/03/2006 11:20:56 AM PST by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: Theresawithanh

more importantly, Nov 15 is opening day of deer season (at least, in MI it is)


149 posted on 11/03/2006 11:27:25 AM PST by absolootezer0 ("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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To: JJR RNCH; sully777

150 posted on 11/03/2006 11:27:38 AM PST by girlscout
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To: sully777
Letme see your war face

Ahhhh!

ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!

AAAHHHHHH!!!!

You don't scare me, work on it.
151 posted on 11/03/2006 11:28:39 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: girlscout

152 posted on 11/03/2006 11:31:21 AM PST by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: loboinok
Saurkraut doesn't sound all that great either, but I love Canadian bacon/saurkraut pizza.

saurkraut, corned beef, thousand island (in place of pizza sauce) swiss cheese.
reuben pizza. :)
153 posted on 11/03/2006 11:32:33 AM PST by absolootezer0 ("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Where you from, boy?

Sir, Texas Sir!

Texas! Holy dog s&%# only steers and qu$$rs come from Texas and you don't look like a cow to me so I think that just kinda narrows it down!


154 posted on 11/03/2006 11:32:40 AM PST by fredhead (What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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To: JJR RNCH

HAHAHAHA! Love the shrub! If my back neighbor hadn't put up a wood fence I would consider that.


155 posted on 11/03/2006 11:32:49 AM PST by girlscout
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To: girlscout; sully777; Lucky9teen; amxfan2002
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

156 posted on 11/03/2006 11:35:55 AM PST by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: JJR RNCH

157 posted on 11/03/2006 11:45:50 AM PST by girlscout
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To: JJR RNCH

158 posted on 11/03/2006 11:47:51 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Pulling our troops from Iraq now would be like pulling firefighters from fires before they are out.)
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To: girlscout
This is me today...ugh


159 posted on 11/03/2006 11:53:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Pulling our troops from Iraq now would be like pulling firefighters from fires before they are out.)
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To: Lucky9teen

HAHAHAHA! Sorry, I know you're sick and I really shouldn't be laughing at you, but ... HAHAHAHAHAHA.


160 posted on 11/03/2006 11:55:16 AM PST by girlscout
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