Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777
"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.
What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]
(Excerpt) Read more at sacbee.com ...
My boy loved Taco Bell mexican pizzas as a baby and now REAL tex-mex restaurants are our downfall. Can't wait to take him to Mercados in Tyler Texas someday/
I grew up eating chalupas and tacos down Corpus Christi way. My dad used to go to the taco shack every Friday night and pick up a bunch. They only cost 15 cents each back then. In my 20's I used to eat jalepenos to get rid of hiccups but now the hot ones tear me a new one.
LEMON CHICKEN BREAST
I saw this recipe for a lemon chicken breast that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who are forced into the kitchen a few times a week.
Ingredients:
1 whole chicken (weight is dependent on how many servings are required)
1 large lemon, cut into halves
sprig of rosemary
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
Heat oven to 350 degrees
Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken until it is completely coated
Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the juice from the lemon will coat the breast.
Season skin of chicken to your preference, place sprig of rosemary into the chicken.
Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.
If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken should look like the one in the picture.
Bon Appetit!
more importantly, Nov 15 is opening day of deer season (at least, in MI it is)
Letme see your war face
Ahhhh!
ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!AAAHHHHHH!!!!You don't scare me, work on it.
Where you from, boy?
Sir, Texas Sir!
Texas! Holy dog s&%# only steers and qu$$rs come from Texas and you don't look like a cow to me so I think that just kinda narrows it down!
HAHAHAHA! Love the shrub! If my back neighbor hadn't put up a wood fence I would consider that.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
HAHAHAHA! Sorry, I know you're sick and I really shouldn't be laughing at you, but ... HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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