[Responsibility2nd]

"Don't worry honey, I'm always on my cell phone. Nothing's gonna happen."

[edcoil]

Isn't the phone suppose to be used at the other end?

[Hoodlum91]

Where are they holding their phones?

[Hegemony Cricket]

Can you hear me now?

[CT-Freeper]

First it was my Mountain Dew, now it's my cell phone? My life is completely ruined!!

[Hegemony Cricket]

Dropping the Call vs. Dropping the Ball

[Psycho_Bunny]

Meaningless without a before/after sample.

This may simply indicate that the type of person willing to use a phone for 4 hours a day is the type of person with a naturally low sperm count.

[rit]

Hmmm.... gives new meaning to cingular.

[shield]

LOL...there's probably alot more going on with low sperm count than the cell phone. Today's diet sucks...

[Cagey]

ELAINE: You got a comfort problem there?

KRAMER: No, I think these Jockeys shrunk.

ELAINE: I thought you wore silk underwear.

KRAMER: No, no, n--Well, you know, I wore 'em for about a month but I couldn't stick with it. No, I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!

ELAINE: That's nice. Listen, Kramer, you know, if you ever want to have kids you shouldn't wear briefs. Boxers are much better for your sperm count.

KRAMER: Sperm count? Well how many sperm should I have?

ELAINE: A lot!

[Young Werther]

I seem to remember, (photo memory anyone), a study which correlated sperm motility to heat.

It was reported that men who wore boxer style underwear had a more ventilated scrotal area and high sperm motility.

Conversely men who wore jockey shorts were less jocular, (Jock_error). ((pun for the day))

I wonder if a combining of the two data sets will provide some pregnant knowledge!

[SoldierDad]

Since I'm too old to be having children now anyway, it's really not a problem.

[Global2010]

Where do you guys normally put your cell phones when your not using them?

In your pants pocket?
Maybe that is the problem.
Did the study consider where the phones are when not in use but turned on?

BTW Some of these answers are pretty comical.

[Larry Lucido]

Too many phone sex chat lines?

[Dead Corpse]

An aweful lot of "somehow", "maybe", and "might" in this article. Show me causation.

BTW... I don't even own a cell phone.

[HitmanLV]

Whew, lucky I'm Italian!

[SunkenCiv]

This is exactly the reason why I refused to get my sperm its own cell phone.

Excessive iPod use causes hearing loss!

Chief cause of poverty low wages!

[A CA Guy]

Any man using a cell phone four or hours a day is a woman anyway. :-)

[Gondring]

"We advise people to send texts with their arm outstretched next to the window when travelling on a train."

Note to readers: please don't stick your arm out of the train, though! ;-)

[Gondring]

So...does this take care of the bulk cell-phone purchases? Terrorists using cell-phone triggers will drop their reproductive rate? ;-)

[F.J. Mitchell]

Dang guys, I never knew we carried our sperm around in our ears. You younger dudes need to be very careful what you listen to.