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German driver's car directs him into toilet [I vas only following orders from Der Satnav ]
New Zealand Autocar via Stuff.co.nz ^ | October 23, 2006 | n/a

Posted on 10/24/2006 3:46:18 AM PDT by bwteim

German driver's car directs him into toilet 23 October 2006

BERLIN: A German motorist followed the command "Turn right now" from his navigation system and crashed into a small toilet hut by the side of the road - about 30 metres before the crossing he was meant to take.

The overly obedient 53-year-old from Freiburg drove his sport utility vehicle off the road onto into a building site, up a stairway and into the small toilet shack, police in the eastern town of Rudolstadt said on Sunday.

It caused 2000 euros ($NZ3843) worth of damage to the stairway, 100 euros damage to his car, and he was also fined 35 euros.

Earlier this month an 80-year-old motorist also chose to follow his navigation system and ignored a "closed for construction" sign on a Hamburg motorway. He then crashed into a pile of sand but neither he nor his passenger were injured.


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: germany; germanyorflorida; gps; satnav; suv; toilet
Some days some stories just seem to have it all... SUV, satnav, Germans following orders, and toilets.
1 posted on 10/24/2006 3:46:19 AM PDT by bwteim
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To: bwteim

"I was just following orders."


2 posted on 10/24/2006 3:54:43 AM PDT by SIDENET (Is it too early for flapjacks?)
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To: bwteim
Headline is wrong, instead of driver it should say aimer.
3 posted on 10/24/2006 3:58:00 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran; SIDENET

And up the stairs, no less.


4 posted on 10/24/2006 4:17:08 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = begin with the end in mind)
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To: bwteim

Sometimes it's just too easy.


5 posted on 10/24/2006 4:21:20 AM PDT by Samwise (All that is needed for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.)
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To: bwteim

"I see dumb people. They're walking around, just like us, and they don't even know they're dumb..."


6 posted on 10/24/2006 4:54:19 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Expect a lot of democrat poll-smoking between now and 11/7)
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To: bwteim

My grandson and I were out geocaching, he was using the GPS and I was driving. In the middle of a bridge, he told me to turn left. I told him I couldn't, and he said, "we're never gonna find anything if you won't listen to me"!


7 posted on 10/24/2006 7:39:16 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (MAY I DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, BUAIDH NO BAS)
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To: bwteim

Satnav--you'll never find anything but we'll find you.


8 posted on 10/24/2006 8:03:50 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777; Hegemony Cricket

Or how about OnStar blended with Satnav:
Satnav sends you to the toilet [in this case] while OnStar phones someone telling them it's all clear to rob your house.


9 posted on 10/24/2006 1:58:10 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = begin with the end in mind)
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To: bwteim

Hehehe - Technology Bites...


10 posted on 10/24/2006 2:02:38 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Expect a lot of democrat poll-smoking between now and 11/7)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Hope that was a good lesson for your grandson of the pitfalls of solely relying on technology when a simple examination of his surroundings would tell him the obvious;)


11 posted on 10/24/2006 2:04:56 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = begin with the end in mind)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

It's got its uses - one of them is making me laugh whenever I hear the *insert adjective here* tales of the OnStar ads... "Help, I have a broken finger nail...."


12 posted on 10/24/2006 2:07:54 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = begin with the end in mind)
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To: bwteim

That's why you should use GPS.

Satnav has problems. It makes you wreck


13 posted on 10/24/2006 2:10:00 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. We will screw you inshallah)
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