[Mr. Mojo]

"If you want to sit by yourself, and you don't want anyone bothering you, "Perfecting the Art of Fart Projection" will guarantee you a solo seat," she said.

"No need for perfect projection; the general direction does the trick."

[socal_parrot]

I've been reading "Living With Your Freakishly Large Manhood" lately.

[Constitution Day]

LOL!!

[Always Right]

How to Overcome Nymphomania

I hope people resist the urge to post Helen Thomas's picture.

[Mike Bates]

How to Overcome Nymphomania

[Lazamataz]

I want a book cover called "How To Live Normally, In Spite Of Incredible Sexual Prowess".

[CholeraJoe]

SPL!

[Twinkie]

There is also a TERRIFIC retirement plan in the link.

[Millee]

Over here nympo's! :o)

[Perdogg]

Why would you want to?? ;)

[JRios1968]

Recently, I have been reading "How to be humble despite being rich and well-endowed."

[linda_22003]

I was hoping, from the headline, that it was really going to be a helpful guide! NOW what will I do??

[Lucky9teen]

The latest book I've been reading is "How to get your husband to sit around and be a lazy ass"

[Jaysun]

Shouldn't the title include a (For Males Only) alert? Or do we want our females to be anything less than nymphomaniacs?

[traditional1]

""Do-It Yourself Vasectomy"

Ranks right up there with "Brain Surgery for Dummies", don't it?

Here's the best "abstinence" visualization I can think of for birth control, though:

[Darksheare]

"How to Overcome Nymphomania"

Umm... say "I" and "Do" as a sentence in response to a question?
*ducks and runs*

[Killborn]

How to communicate to a liberal without strangling them

How to tell perpetually offended idiots to calm the f*ck down

[Slings and Arrows]

When flying to a Blue State, any jacket from an Ann Coulter book guarantees an undisturbed flight.

[ThanhPhero]

Helen Aikenhead

Interesting name.She should start an aspirin company.

[GretchenM]

I had a book, Toxic People, on my desk at work. (I worked with almost an entire section of them and needed some armor so I was reading it on my breaks.) My boss made me remove it.

I also had computer-generated sign that I put up behind me that I'd had at my prior office. It got a lot of laughs -- I worked in a job that brought a lot of people to my desk who had complicated problems and they needed answers, usually quite rapidly. The sign had the words, NO WHINING, in bold print, with a circle around them and an angled slash through the words. Some people have NO sense of humor. My grumpy boss at the new job made me remove that, too.