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To: Millee
"If you want to sit by yourself, and you don't want anyone bothering you, "Perfecting the Art of Fart Projection" will guarantee you a solo seat," she said.

"No need for perfect projection; the general direction does the trick."

2 posted on 10/13/2006 8:20:48 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Mr. Mojo

We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.

I don't think I was.

Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.

Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

No, it's too perilous.

Look, I'm a knight, I'm supposed to get as much peril as I can.

No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?

No, it's unhealthy.

Bet you're gay!

No, I'm not.


67 posted on 10/13/2006 9:22:57 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Mr. Mojo

brilliant


132 posted on 10/13/2006 2:08:37 PM PDT by Silly
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