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(Vanity) Political Limerick 10-11-2006
grey_whiskers ^ | 10-11-2006 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 10/11/2006 6:35:45 AM PDT by grey_whiskers

See for example this thread first.

A woman who was struck by lightning
At home! Now that's kinda frightening
Struck her in the mouth
And departed "down south"
Now she's burned on her buns; and teeth whitening?


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Check the thread, other limericks were already posted and took all the good lines. Much better than mine.

Cheers!

1 posted on 10/11/2006 6:35:46 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers
Did you hear about Hillary?
That dirty old Shrillary.
Between her eyes, socialism lies.
Between her thighs,( unfinished because I don't want to be banned)
2 posted on 10/11/2006 6:51:49 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: grey_whiskers
Hemorrhoid free, at last.
3 posted on 10/11/2006 8:02:39 AM PDT by pissant
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