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North Korean Explosion Not Nuclear (Humor)
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| 10/9/06
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Posted on 10/09/2006 6:51:36 AM PDT by MineralMan
This Just In:
Nuclear Explosion just Kimchee!
Scientists have determined that no nuclear explosion took place in North Korea yesterday. Instead, it was determined that the explosion that caused the 4.2 seismic event was merely a large batch of buried kimchee that exploded due to an excess of gas.
Kimchee is a highly-seasoned Korean fermented cabbage dish, popular in that country. It is often prepared by burying the pot containing the fermenting in the earth until fermentation reaches the desired level. As with all fermented food items, the fermentation releases carbon dioxide gas. If the container is sealed, an explosion may occur.
UN investigators are checking CO2 levels at this time, to determine whether further global warming may occur due to this large batch of kimchee. They are being thwarted in their investigations, however, due to a foul stench emitted by the fragments of kimchee scattered near the site of the explosion.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kimchee; northkorea; nuclear; satire
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To: Glenn
You can get Kim Chee at any Korean/Asian grocer here! along with some other smelly stuff, too............
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posted on
10/09/2006 7:09:52 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(CONGRESS NEEDS TO BE DE-FOLEY-ATED...............................)
To: Red Badger
"If you pack 10k Koreans in a large room and feed them kimchee 3 times a day for a month...................."
Doomsday device???? Or just the largest biological weapon ever devised?
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posted on
10/09/2006 7:10:42 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
To: LIConFem
One "DIRTY BOMB"!..........
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posted on
10/09/2006 7:11:18 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(CONGRESS NEEDS TO BE DE-FOLEY-ATED...............................)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
10/09/2006 7:11:41 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
To: MineralMan
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posted on
10/09/2006 7:37:41 AM PDT
by
DJ Taylor
(Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
To: MineralMan
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posted on
10/09/2006 10:32:14 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: MineralMan
"Congratulations, Kim."
To: Red Badger
I think that's South Korea's basic military training in a nutshell (or kimchi pot).
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posted on
10/09/2006 12:26:36 PM PDT
by
gogogodzilla
(I criticize everyone... and then breath some radioactive fire and stomp on things.)
To: MineralMan
Just Hillary Clinton making wind.
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posted on
10/09/2006 3:16:54 PM PDT
by
JohnCliftn
(In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will. - Churchill)
To: MineralMan
Instead, it was determined that the explosion that caused the 4.2 seismic event was merely a large batch of buried kimchee that exploded due to an excess of gas.
Most likely the gas from the people after eating it! LOL
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