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Zot! Holloween, a Holiday from hell
Rev. B.H. Hartman

Posted on 10/04/2006 3:16:00 PM PDT by alistar jade

Holloween is abomination to God almighty! A celebration of the occult and the worship of Satan! It is from Holloween that we get all of societies ills such as drug abuse, incest, abortion, homosexuality and the bird flu epidemic.

What is Holloween?

Holloween is an evil holiday that commemorates the birthday of Satan the god of this world. It's just like Christmas but instead of getting presents from a tree and singing carols, satanists sacrifice babies and molest little boys. They also drink blood and eat live animals! It originated in an evil country called Ireland. In the nineteenth century, the Irish Potato famine drove millions of Mexicans to come to this country. Most snuk into this country illegally, they introduced their abominable culture of dancing jigs, whiskey drinking, blarney stone worship and worst of all, Holloween. A lotta evil things happened during that time that coincided with Holloween I found on Wikipedia, for example, Nevada, an evil State known for legalized gambling prostitution and sodomy was admited as the 36th state of the Union! In 1889, Arthur Conan Doyle published Sherlock Holmes, the story of a crack head detective and his homosexual lover, Watson! Benito Mussolini became nazi dictator of Italy in 1922! In 1941, the USS Reuben James was bombed by an evil liberal nazi named Captain Erich Topp of the U-boat U-552. 1984: The president of India was assasinated! in 1986, the Communist party of Sweeden was formed, and in 1994 and 96 there were two plane crashes! Coincidence? I think not!!

We must work hard to undo Holloween and to ban it! We must lobby congress to outlaw this evil holiday under penalty of death and to deport all the illegal aliens back to mexico! Holloween and all! GOD BLESS AMERICA!


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To: TASMANIANRED
You only have to keep the ones lucky and smart enough to survive.

True, true.

161 posted on 10/04/2006 5:00:58 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Catch anything?


162 posted on 10/04/2006 5:10:18 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: TASMANIANRED

A turbet and several dozen mackeral...

:)


163 posted on 10/04/2006 5:12:10 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Did you cook them yourself..


164 posted on 10/04/2006 5:13:24 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: TASMANIANRED

No...


165 posted on 10/04/2006 5:16:30 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: seasoned traditionalist
... eating live animals."

Confession: Sometimes I have oysters on the half-shell around that time of year. They're alive -- if you can call that living .....

166 posted on 10/04/2006 5:24:21 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (Now we are all Massoud)
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To: Perdogg

This one is actually a bit funny.


167 posted on 10/04/2006 5:26:56 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: sneakers

And it's a classic, too.

This ZOT was NOT in vain!


168 posted on 10/04/2006 5:29:48 PM PDT by incredulous joe (“If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.” -- St. Francis of Assisi)
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To: SmithL

That pumpkins wasted!! LOL.


169 posted on 10/04/2006 5:30:49 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: BenLurkin

That looks like the cat that just ate the canary!! Or the troll in this case.


170 posted on 10/04/2006 5:32:06 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: pabianice

Is that a real photograph or is it photoshoped?


171 posted on 10/04/2006 5:33:09 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: linda_22003

I love a good zot. BOOM BOOM BOOM. "Turn it down Kitty!"

172 posted on 10/04/2006 5:34:24 PM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: BJClinton

And is as Green as that darn place is!!

BTW, tell the bunny the bad girl is gone, she got zotted back to DUmmieland.


173 posted on 10/04/2006 5:37:44 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

The Mexicans must have been there to pick to potatoes.

Man, I'm gonna get creamed for that one.


174 posted on 10/04/2006 5:38:52 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi Face!


175 posted on 10/04/2006 5:40:11 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Mad Dawg

u da dawg.


176 posted on 10/04/2006 5:41:20 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: Constantine XI Palaeologus

From Wikipedia.org:

"Halloween is most popular in Ireland, where it originated, also known in Irish Gaelic as "Oíche Shamhna" or "Samhain Night". The Celts celebrated Halloween as Samhain, "End of Summer," a pastoral and agricultural festival of fire, when the dead revisited the mortal world, and large communal bonfires would be lit to ward off evil spirits. (See Origin: Celtic observation of Samhain below.) In Ireland they continued to practice their deep-rooted, ancient pagan rites well after the arrival of Christianity in the middle of the sixth century."


177 posted on 10/04/2006 5:45:52 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: phoenix0468

It's all gravy.


178 posted on 10/04/2006 5:47:08 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (De inimico non loquaris sed cogites)
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To: alistar jade
Gonna have ta open up a can o' ZOMBIE Whooop a$$ on ya for dat post!

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179 posted on 10/04/2006 5:49:26 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: phoenix0468
u da dawg.

ArrOOOOOO Weredawgs in London (or Kabul ....)

Crusader Bumper Sticker Draft

180 posted on 10/04/2006 5:53:58 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (Now we are all Massoud)
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