Zot! Holloween, a Holiday from hell

Rev. B.H. Hartman

[alistar jade]

Holloween is abomination to God almighty! A celebration of the occult and the worship of Satan! It is from Holloween that we get all of societies ills such as drug abuse, incest, abortion, homosexuality and the bird flu epidemic.

What is Holloween?

Holloween is an evil holiday that commemorates the birthday of Satan the god of this world. It's just like Christmas but instead of getting presents from a tree and singing carols, satanists sacrifice babies and molest little boys. They also drink blood and eat live animals! It originated in an evil country called Ireland. In the nineteenth century, the Irish Potato famine drove millions of Mexicans to come to this country. Most snuk into this country illegally, they introduced their abominable culture of dancing jigs, whiskey drinking, blarney stone worship and worst of all, Holloween. A lotta evil things happened during that time that coincided with Holloween I found on Wikipedia, for example, Nevada, an evil State known for legalized gambling prostitution and sodomy was admited as the 36th state of the Union! In 1889, Arthur Conan Doyle published Sherlock Holmes, the story of a crack head detective and his homosexual lover, Watson! Benito Mussolini became nazi dictator of Italy in 1922! In 1941, the USS Reuben James was bombed by an evil liberal nazi named Captain Erich Topp of the U-boat U-552. 1984: The president of India was assasinated! in 1986, the Communist party of Sweeden was formed, and in 1994 and 96 there were two plane crashes! Coincidence? I think not!!

We must work hard to undo Holloween and to ban it! We must lobby congress to outlaw this evil holiday under penalty of death and to deport all the illegal aliens back to mexico! Holloween and all! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[TASMANIANRED]

Difference is the Irish spoke English...

They didn't sneak in by the back door.

They became cops,criminals and politicians instead of criminals, politicians and cops.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Mexican illegals coming from Ireland... build a wall along the Atlantic I say!! ;)

[TASMANIANRED]

The other thing is they were immediately recruited for Federal Service to fight in the Civil War.

[TASMANIANRED]

Don't need no stinking wall, already have a really deep and wide moat.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

That's an interesting order of climbing the ladder there...

[TASMANIANRED]

Side winders....

[Armedanddangerous]

Billy, Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[TASMANIANRED]

Looks like a november home if you ask me.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I think the Irish fought on both sides... so the Rebs and Yankees were evenly matched! :-P

[TASMANIANRED]

Makes no difference to me...

They earned their keep by Soldiering.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

True... the Atlantic is better than a wall!!

[sneakers]

Thanks!! :-))

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Looks like a november home if you ask me.

Yeah, TC also suggested it.

[TASMANIANRED]

Make you really tired to try and swim it.

You get more wet than your back.

There are things that will kill and eat you and suck your bones.

It's really cold.

[TASMANIANRED]

Just strange and snarky enough.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

They earned their keep by Soldiering.

True, better than welfare....

[TASMANIANRED]

You only have to keep the ones lucky and smart enough to survive.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I know - I was fishing there!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

October troll season started with a bang for sure.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Just strange and snarky enough.

Yes, and I like the quare Irish slant to it!