Posted on 10/02/2006 5:01:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Say hello to America's Hottest Mom.
At least, one of them — if you believe a new reality show.
Single mom Kelly Heyniger, who lives with her two children in a tiny WPB suburban home in Lake Clarke Shores, last week answered a Miami casting call for the new program. With 200-plus contestants queueing up, she says she was pulled out of the line by producers and ushered in ahead of most people.
What happened next, she says, is secret until the show airs later this year. But this much is sure: Expect Heyniger, 36, a cosmetologist who works out of her home, to get plenty of air time.
A spywitness tells me Heyniger was seen being hugged by a contest judge who told her: "This will be a great springboard for you!" Next thing you know, her home was invaded by TV production staff for two days this week to document her home life.
So, Kelly, did you win?
"l'll never tell," she said. "Let's just say that I'm having fun."
What makes a mom hot?
"It's not just looks," said the divorcée, already sounding very much the beauty queen. "It's about your relationship with your children. How you handle life. Inner beauty as much as outer beauty, and about being a role model. And intelligence."
The show is divided into episodes in each of six metropolitan areas, with a grand finale in NYC. The big winner, picked by a still-secret panel of big-deal TV personalities, gets $25,000 and another 25 G's for the children's college.
"I decided to participate because I know all mothers go through a funk period during which they lose sight of who they are," said Heyniger, an aspiring actress who once had a cameo in the TV series Dawson's Creek. "I'm here to tell them that all the trials make you a better person
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I don't know, there just something kind of sad about the fact that our measure of attractiveness now requires fake highlights, fake tan, capped teeth, fake breasts, and big, polished smile.
A very wisw man once said...."Remember, every time you see an absolutely gorgeous single woman, it means that somewhere, sometime, some guy didn't want her.."
I don't believe that anyone said that you were wrong for enjoying a little eye-candy. My issue is with the fact that she is being recognized as being a 'Hot' mother. What does that have to do with raising children? By that standard, depending on what era of pictures you look at Anna Nicole Smith should get some type of recognition for her mothering skills.
MILF does a body good
Moro-Islamic Liberation Front alert! =)
Pretty trashy for a mom to have her boobs hanging out in front of her kids.
You're correcto!!! She could play the Late Show's 'Sink or Float' game...and float. (Half grapefruits are not the work of a skilled plastic surgeon!!!)
Are you kidding? that shirt is partially closed with a string. Part of being a good mother is that you have a bit of modesty for your childrens sake. And for goodness sake you don't let your son dangle his arm in your crotch.
Rowr! I smell jealousy!
She may be pretty, but she is nowhere near the hottest in America.
You've never seen me and assume I'm jealous? you guys are so simple at times it's pathetic.
She has 2 children sitting with her with her erect boobs ready to pop out with the slightest movement and her sons arm is in a very inappropriate place. Just look at the reaction of the men on this thread, she is dressed for the adult male not for children.
Post your picture, let's see if you have a leg to stand on, seeing as you brought up that issue.
Very perceptive!!!! Why do you think the camera was there? was she supposed to wear a burka?
Geez, I'm sure there is a picture of me or one of my siblings with a limb like that somehow, as my mom spent a ton of time with us, and my dad took a bazillion pictures. If you made these comments about her, you would be way off the mark.
A wiser man once said, "No matter how good she looks, there's a man somewhere who is tired of putting up with her s%!t..."
I don't post my pic on the internet. I don't need approval from you or anyone else. I have a mirror to point out my flaws or assets. You brought up that I must be jealous since I don't like her dress or pose with children.
I'm done with this I had my say, obviously you have more invested in defending this woman than I have in repeating my stand that she is dressed trashy for being in the company of children
Rawr.
"They're fake."
AND.......?
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