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Aftenposten: News from Norway ^
| 9/27/06
Posted on 09/27/2006 6:57:06 AM PDT by madprof98
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Norway's Democrats are not like ours. Ours would be celebrating this new egalitarian move.
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posted on
09/27/2006 6:57:07 AM PDT
by
madprof98
To: madprof98
you've got to love a headline like that.
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posted on
09/27/2006 6:58:39 AM PDT
by
CzarNicky
(Gentlemen, Dethklok has summoned a troll.)
To: madprof98
"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said. Is that in the EU Constitution?
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posted on
09/27/2006 6:58:56 AM PDT
by
ChuckShick
(He's clerking for me...)
To: madprof98
"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said.Surely, that didn't translate correctly?
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:00:56 AM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: madprof98
I hear there's even talk of secession in Norway over this! There's a guy named Yuri who wants to set up his own country so that Norwegians can go to the bathroom as they see fit. But the guy's got a big ego -- he wants to call the new country Yuri Nation.
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:01:55 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
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To: madprof98
same issue was a stink in Sweden a coupla years back-i think there the ruling included males of all age in public facilities or such....
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:03:11 AM PDT
by
1234
(WHO is Responsible for ENFORCING IMMIGRATION LAWS?)
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:05:18 AM PDT
by
rahbert
To: madprof98
Are you sure this is not from "The Onion"?
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:06:36 AM PDT
by
aquila48
To: madprof98
Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up (MAPSU)![](http://www.mapsu.org/index_files/final.gif)
MYTH #1: "Men can pee standing up"
Fact: The reality is men can NOT pee standing up without getting as much as a stray drop on the seat or the outside surface of the toilet. Fragmentation of the urine stream causes particles of urine to dissipate. The larger the distance urine has to travel, the bigger the dissipation radius gets. Some of you may say, "No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet above!" Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one of those people who also never ask for directions. Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?"
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:06:47 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: madprof98
Sitting in a urinal must be bad for the back, besides, this discriminates against urinal manufacturers.
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:10:03 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
To: madprof98
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:20:09 AM PDT
by
Schnucki
("When a mullah calls, an undertaker is sure to follow." -- old Persian saying)
To: mtbopfuyn
You know, sometimes you just have to stand up and be counted. It's easy to zip through life without pausing to relieve ourselves of the accumulated weight of all that we unthinkingly swallow each day. You don't have to be a whiz to see that it's wrong to simply go with the flow: you've go to look out for Number One, because no one else will. I for one, will look to take matters in hand and shake off the last drops of oppression, button up smartly and move forward, flush in the knowledge that I've done my duty, and well.
To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:36:40 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Ich bin ein badpunner)
To: Yo-Yo
The solution is for women to lift the seat when they are done using the toilet.
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:40:48 AM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(Illegal immigration Control and US Border Security - The jobs George W. Bush refuses to do.)
To: madprof98
Michael Jackson has been hired to enforce the policy.
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:44:21 AM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(Islam delenda est)
To: madprof98
And who's going to police this? Are they going to have someone watch to make sure the boys sit down? Why don't they just have a pee tree for boys? I'm sure the boys would love that.
To: Yo-Yo
Que Jerry Jeff Walker's Piss'n In The Wind.
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:46:47 AM PDT
by
Deguello
To: madprof98; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
After a plate of lutefisk, you'll be sitting down anyway.
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:54:12 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Slings and Arrows
I love lutefisk done properly.
OK, so I am glad my great grandfather emigrated from Norway a long time ago, it's gone so faggy.
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posted on
09/27/2006 7:58:38 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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