[Yo-Yo]

Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up (MAPSU)

MYTH #1: "Men can pee standing up"

Fact: The reality is men can NOT pee standing up without getting as much as a stray drop on the seat or the outside surface of the toilet. Fragmentation of the urine stream causes particles of urine to dissipate. The larger the distance urine has to travel, the bigger the dissipation radius gets. Some of you may say, "No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet above!" Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one of those people who also never ask for directions. Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?"

[B4Ranch]

The solution is for women to lift the seat when they are done using the toilet.

[Deguello]

Que Jerry Jeff Walker's Piss'n In The Wind.

[Abathar]

I use Mel Gibson's advice from The Patriot, "Aim small, miss small". If you can fill a beer bottle back up you can hit a toilet no problem.