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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
Ananova ^
| 2006
Posted on 09/15/2006 10:16:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hilf; napl; spinynorman; viniusinvictus
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To: lesser_satan
"For twenty bucks, I'll call the guy a "headgehog f**ker."
41
posted on
09/16/2006 8:09:21 PM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
To: Slings and Arrows
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. Well, in the short term, the witch doctor did the job. I bet the guy wishes he had asked just *how* having sex with a hedge hog would cure him... The devil is in the details..
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posted on
09/16/2006 9:27:35 PM PDT
by
N3WBI3
("I can kill you with my brain" - River Tam)
To: N3WBI3
Well, in the short term, the witch doctor did the job. I bet the guy wishes he had asked just *how* having sex with a hedge hog would cure him... The devil is in the details.. It's not the vendor's fault if the customer gives an incomplete specification.
43
posted on
09/16/2006 9:39:30 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: ARealMothersSonForever
44
posted on
09/16/2006 9:39:52 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: Slings and Arrows; Ah Beng; chadsworth; Clovis_Skeptic
"I told the witch doctor I was in love with you... I told the witchdoctor you didn't love me too!"
ROTFL!
To: ladyinred
Now I have to listen to that song again!
46
posted on
09/16/2006 9:45:03 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("How do you say 'Kiss my Holy Roman @ss' in Latin?" --Alouette)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I have only this to say, Zoran........
You are too hot dam stupid to suvive!!
47
posted on
09/16/2006 10:37:30 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
To: Slings and Arrows; ladyinred
Now I have to listen to that song again! Ah... at least it displaced that Milkshake song from my brain....
:-P
48
posted on
09/17/2006 5:55:04 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Yah... I mean, why didn't he stop after he got the first jab from hedgehog's spikes? Hmmm... I'm trying to be rational here... why did he even attempt to have sex with a hedgehog......
:-P
49
posted on
09/17/2006 5:57:04 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Ah... at least it displaced that Milkshake song from my brain.... You bastard.
50
posted on
09/17/2006 8:03:53 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("How do you say 'Kiss my Holy Roman @ss' in Latin?" --Alouette)
To: Slings and Arrows
It's ok - we just have to think of that Wigfield song, everything will be fine.................
51
posted on
09/17/2006 9:09:36 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I don't know that one - I'm free!
52
posted on
09/17/2006 9:16:49 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("How do you say 'Kiss my Holy Roman @ss' in Latin?" --Alouette)
To: Slings and Arrows
53
posted on
09/17/2006 9:44:45 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Slings and Arrows
54
posted on
09/17/2006 5:40:24 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: ARealMothersSonForever
55
posted on
09/17/2006 6:34:14 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(Dix, TexasCowboy and Flyer all now live in the next best place to Texas . .. Heaven)
To: Eaker
Monte Python's Doug and Dinsdale Pirahna. Spiny Norman the hedgehog was the nemisis of Dinsdale. Anytime there is a bizarre hedgehog incident, I think of Spiny Norman.
56
posted on
09/17/2006 7:09:51 PM PDT
by
ARealMothersSonForever
(We shall never forget the atrocities of September 11, 2001.)
To: rzeznikj at stout; Irish_Thatcherite; Slings and Arrows
Due to being detained in bed for some time (injury), I only just got around to reading this.
Talk about split a gut!
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posted on
09/24/2006 9:50:38 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
To: Kate of Spice Island
Due to being detained in bed for some time (injury), I only just got around to reading this.I hope you have fully recovered from your (presumably non-hedgehog-related) injury.
58
posted on
09/24/2006 10:31:21 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Slings and Arrows
No hedgehog involved and I am just starting on the mend as we were on our way out of town when the back injury became apparent. Try driving 2600 miles with a freshly injured back and see how much longer it takes to heal...OUCH!
59
posted on
09/25/2006 6:45:06 AM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
To: Kate of Spice Island
I got a (non hedgehog related) head injury about a year a go meself!
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posted on
09/25/2006 10:50:25 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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