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Tomkitten's 'first poop' on display [T.Cruise's baby's first poo-poo...bronzed]
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| August 31, 2006
| From correspondents in New York
Posted on 08/31/2006 4:04:37 PM PDT by yankeedame
"And now for something completely different..."
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Tomkitten's 'first poop' on display
From correspondents in New York
August 31, 2006 06:04am
Article from: Agence France-PresseFont size: + -
TOM Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview today with what's claimed to be a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.
The scatological sculpture - more doodoo than Dada - is purportedly cast from 19-week-old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.
The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.
"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to $US25,000 ($32,793) or $US30,000 ($39,352).
The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.
As of today, it had attracted a top bid of $US41 ($53).
Mission: Impossible star Cruise and his fiancee Holmes announced Suri's birth in April.
The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat", has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten".
A spokesman for the couple was not immediately available today to comment on the sculpture.
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To: yankeedame
I bet the bronzed poop looks just like Tom after he gets out of the tanning booth.
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:05:51 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
To: yankeedame
"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family,"
Don't get me wrong, I do believe that poop is one of those things that is always funny and all, but this is going a bit far.
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:07:41 PM PDT
by
proud_yank
(Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
To: yankeedame
As of today, it had attracted a top bid of $US41 ($53).
It's not a stale grilled cheese sandwich or anything,even the online casinos won't touch this cr**.
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:09:37 PM PDT
by
kinoxi
To: yankeedame
Hmmmmmmmm, I can't seem to find it on eBay.
To: BlessedBeGod
What would you look it up as?
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:11:48 PM PDT
by
kinoxi
To: kinoxi
I tried the words Tom Cruise (no quotes around them), and then looked through the different categories I thought it might be in, like "Entertainment Memorabilia," "Art," "Collectibles," etc. Didn't find anything.
To: yankeedame
Just when you think you have heard it all.....
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:13:38 PM PDT
by
don-o
(Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
To: proud_yank
No its not. It's hilarious. Also, I think its a great commentary on how stupid celebrity gossip is.
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:13:39 PM PDT
by
Stag_Man
(NEVER let the people draw their own conclusions. - DUmmie poster.)
To: yankeedame
is this by The Onion or Scrappleface?
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:13:45 PM PDT
by
npg
To: yankeedame
Katie Holmes needs to escape before it's too late.
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:14:18 PM PDT
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: yankeedame
Between this news and the gay Travolta pic, it's not a good day for the Scientology PR folks.
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:14:20 PM PDT
by
old and tired
(Run Swannie, run!)
To: yankeedame
He stood too close to those explosions in Mission Impossible II and they warped his brain.
He is a sick person.
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:14:26 PM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: kinoxi
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:15:03 PM PDT
by
spkpls4
(Jeremiah 29:11)
To: yankeedame
Guess this'll go alongside the bronze mold of the first dinner Tom mashed.
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:15:10 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
To: yankeedame
Yup, Tom is "clear". As clear as an unmuddy leg. As clear as an azure sky in deepest summer....
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:15:22 PM PDT
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, thats how you sell clothing.)
To: yankeedame
Yep. These people are PERFECTLY NORMAL. Nothing to see here. Move along, Folks! *Rolleyes*
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:15:30 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: yankeedame
There can be only one....
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:16:28 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: Stag_Man
I think its a great commentary on how stupid celebrity gossip is.
Well put.
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:16:47 PM PDT
by
proud_yank
(Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
To: yankeedame; Carling; Fast Ed97; Flavius Josephus; GOPRaleigh; GreatOne; highimpact; JRios1968; ...
Jim Rome ping
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War the Adult Alarm!!!!!
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posted on
08/31/2006 4:17:04 PM PDT
by
MikefromOhio
(aka MikeinIraq - Go Bucks!!!)
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