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Statements not likely heard on COPS (Vanity)
8/29/2006
| Greywolf
Posted on 08/29/2006 4:49:17 PM PDT by GreyWolf
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:49:20 PM PDT
by
GreyWolf
To: GreyWolf
"Yes officer, sir, I would be glad to get down, quietly put my hands behind my back and wait for further instructions."
To: GreyWolf
If I had a dime for every time one of them said "I ain't done nuthin". I'd retire.
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:51:19 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Where did I leave my matches?)
To: GreyWolf
If this thread lasts until I post, this is my entry.
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:51:30 PM PDT
by
billhilly
To: GreyWolf
"I am a Kennedy, but I don't expect any special treatment."
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:51:42 PM PDT
by
Axhandle
To: GreyWolf
"Hey Brenda Sue, quick clean up we've got company!"
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:52:41 PM PDT
by
IncPen
(Bush Iraq Truth WMD http://freedomkeys.com/whyiraq.htm)
To: GreyWolf
Nope officer, I only had one beer...
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:54:26 PM PDT
by
Honor above all
(I'm only here to help.)
To: GreyWolf
"I understand why you had to pull me over, Officer. You can't be too careful with people of my racial background."
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:55:15 PM PDT
by
Loyalist
(Social justice isn't; social studies aren't; social work doesn't.)
To: GreyWolf
Cops come off as public enemies. Some of the arrests are downright disgusting wit trumped up charges and clear violations of warrant requirements.
I like the show but sometimes it disgusts me.
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:55:16 PM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
To: pollyannaish
Naked suspect doing drugs: "Officer, hand me my underwear, please".
Oh wait, that really happened!
Actually it's hard to top some of the stupid stuff these morons have said and done on COPS.
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:55:18 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
Comment #11 Removed by Moderator
To: IncPen
Wud somebody please call a clue? I unnerstand they will file a claim in support of me. What mamma? ACLU? Whatever! Call de asses.
To: Tijeras_Slim
If I had a dime for every time one of them said "I ain't done nuthin". I'd retire.And a dime for...
Cop: "Why'd you run?"
Stupid criminal: "I dunno."
And what makes me mad is the stupid wife/girlfiend who just got beat and she's crying "Don't take him to jail! Don't take him to jail!"
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posted on
08/29/2006 4:59:19 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
To: GreyWolf
¡Dios Bendice Presidente Bush!
To: GreyWolf
Mook: "That's not my dope."
Officer: "So what's it doing in your pants pocket?"
Mook: "These aren't my pants."
The conversation goes downhill from there....
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posted on
08/29/2006 5:01:30 PM PDT
by
absalom01
(Cynthia McKinney: One of the most intelligent Democrats in the country.)
To: Responsibility2nd; Pookyhead
Don't forget "Just a coupla beers." as they bounce off the fender of the cruiser.
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posted on
08/29/2006 5:01:58 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Where did I leave my matches?)
To: Responsibility2nd
One time we let our kids watch cops.
I asked them later what they'd learned. My son said...that there are a lot of stupid people who never learned to shut up, listen, follow directions and sort it out later.
It was a great lesson for them.
To: GreyWolf
I'll give you a box of donuts if you'll let me go.
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posted on
08/29/2006 5:05:33 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(We survived Clinton in the 80s... we can survive her even when her husband is gone.)
To: GreyWolf
No Sir, Occifer! I'm not under the affluence of incohol, although some theocle pink I am.
To: pollyannaish
You're right!
When my children were small I sat down with them and observed them as they watched COPS episodes. We would talk about how there are really mean nasty people in this world, and what they looked like and what they did.
COPS is a true life object lesson for children to know that evil stupid people are out there and they better watch out.
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posted on
08/29/2006 5:06:40 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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