(Vanity) Political Limerick 08-25-2006

grey_whiskers ^ | 08-25-2006 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

See for example this thread first.

A news item sure to cause snores--
A DUI plea for Pete Coors!
And this was his fate
BAC oh-eight-eight
Why won't they chase Kenn'dy (those whores!) ?

[grey_whiskers]

You know, if he had waited ten more minutes, he'd have been legal.

And as rich as he is, why didn't he use a taxi or a chauffeur? (Same goes for Mel Gibson.)

Full Disclosure: Why is Coors beer like making love in a boat?

Cheers!