The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon.
It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided fins for swimming.
Llamas are bigger than frogs.
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: "Look out, there are llamas!"
1 posted on
08/23/2006 4:01:20 PM PDT by
Loyalist
To: Loyalist
2 posted on
08/23/2006 4:02:34 PM PDT by
sine_nomine
(American is a great country: 20 million illegals can't be wrong. So build that wall, Mr. Bush.)
To: zeugma
3 posted on
08/23/2006 4:03:49 PM PDT by
zgirl
To: Loyalist
Or, in the original...
"La llama es un cuadrúpedo que vive en los grandes rios del mundo como El Amazon! Tiene dos orejas, un corazón, una frente, y un pico para comer miel. PERO está provista de aletas para nadar! LLAMAS son más grandes que las ranas...LLAMAS! Pero las llamas son peligrosas y si usted vee a un llama donde hay gente nadando, usted grita, "¡CUIDADO, LLAMAS!" Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, cuidadooooooo, llamas!"
4 posted on
08/23/2006 4:06:51 PM PDT by
decal
(The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
To: Loyalist
TINA! You fat lard!
Eat the FOOD!
To: Loyalist
Dear Tina,
Please come back.
Napoleon
6 posted on
08/23/2006 4:08:07 PM PDT by
pbear8
(Praying for Steve Centanni and Olaf Wiig)
To: Dialup Llama
To: Loyalist
A llama bit my sister once.
8 posted on
08/23/2006 4:09:27 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
To: Loyalist
"It was running around on the grass and it was chewing up the turf, and we have got some netting on the fields to hold the turf down, and it kind of tore it all up and put ruts in the field."
Dayam, sounds more like Godzilla than a Llama!
How much will they pay me to run up there with a couple of Redneck friends and a mullet net, and catch the evil monster, before it eats a metrosexual?
9 posted on
08/23/2006 4:14:42 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(LET ME DIE ON MY FEET, IN MY SWAMP, BUAIDH NO BAS)
To: Loyalist
10 posted on
08/23/2006 4:15:00 PM PDT by
digger48
To: Loyalist
Llook out- its a Lloose Llama
11 posted on
08/23/2006 4:20:40 PM PDT by
pipecorp
( muhammed ......8(_o_)8 .................p b & j)
To: Loyalist
All they need is to find a moose to bite the llama...
15 posted on
08/23/2006 8:59:05 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
To: Loyalist
The one-l lama, he's a priest.
The two-l llama, he's a beast.
And I will bet a silk pajama
There isn't any three-l lllama.
--Ogden Nash
16 posted on
08/23/2006 9:47:04 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
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