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The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Awesomely Bad Movies
imdb.com ^ | 8-18-06 | Sully777

Posted on 08/18/2006 2:04:39 AM PDT by sully777


Get your popcorn and grab your nuts. Get your beer and reach for your mutton. Whip up some chocolate moose and slice up the head cheese. Yes folks, time to find the remote and hit the TiVo button because it's movie time at the OFST!!

Some of the worst movies and/or movie titles ever released will be playing here for our collective amusements.




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To: najida
I laughed and LAUGHED and LAUUUUGHED at this one.

You just reminded me of a movie that I also laughed all the way through...and no one else in the theater thought it was funny.

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241 posted on 08/18/2006 9:12:48 AM PDT by StrictTime (I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

You actually went to the theater and saw it?

Huntin a nudie shot?


242 posted on 08/18/2006 9:13:37 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom; pax_et_bonum; RikaStrom; Allegra; stevie_d_64; bobbyd; Xenalyte
ROFLOL

C'mon it's a classic! hehehehehe


243 posted on 08/18/2006 9:15:44 AM PDT by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: Petronski

"Waterworld" was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.


244 posted on 08/18/2006 9:16:12 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: Lucky9teen

HOLY CRAP!


245 posted on 08/18/2006 9:16:22 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: Lucky9teen

HOLY CRAP!


246 posted on 08/18/2006 9:16:23 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: sully777

78 Ways to know if you drink too much coffee...


1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
3. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
4. You ski uphill.
5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
6. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
7. You speed walk in your sleep.
8. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
9. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
10. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
12. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
13. You sleep with your eyes open.
14. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
15. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
16. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
17. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
18. You lick your coffeepot clean.
19. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
20. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
21. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
22. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
23. Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
24. You chew on other people's fingernails.
25. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
26. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
27. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
28. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans.
29. You can jump-start your car without cables.
30. All your kids are named "Joe".
31. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
32. You don't sweat, you percolate.
33. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
34. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
35. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
36. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
37. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
38. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
39. Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
40. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
41. People get dizzy just watching you.
42. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
43. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
44. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
45. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears.
46. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
47. Instant coffee takes too long.
48. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
49. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
50. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
51. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
52. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.
53. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
54. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
55. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
56. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
57. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
58. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
59. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
60. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
61. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
62. You can jump to the moon.
63. You short out motion detectors.
64. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
65. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
66. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
67. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
68. You don't tan, you roast.
69. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
70. Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
71. Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
72. You can't even remember your second cup.
73. You help your dog chase its tail.
74. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
75. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
76. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
77. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
78. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.


247 posted on 08/18/2006 9:16:42 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: sully777
That song is one of the easiest ways to calm little Ms. Thang down. Here's us dancing to it:


248 posted on 08/18/2006 9:17:30 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
I didn't see it, but I've heard....

249 posted on 08/18/2006 9:18:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: Rightly Biased

250 posted on 08/18/2006 9:18:16 AM PDT by groanup (sunshine or thunder)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Was there a point to that movie? Other than the gratuitous nudity.


251 posted on 08/18/2006 9:18:22 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: Rightly Biased

I actually saw it the night it opened. I thought it would be interesting as Kubrick's last work.

To say that I was mistaken is a massive understatement. What an unadulterated "turkey"!


252 posted on 08/18/2006 9:20:26 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Petronski
WATERWORLD & THE POSTMAN = Craptacular.

OPEN RANGE = Very cool.

253 posted on 08/18/2006 9:20:47 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: usmcobra
LMAO--Bonus video from Germaine Jackson...I'm dating this video circa 1984-85.
Aliens land in the mythical town of "Speelburgh, U.S.A" searching for the source of rock & roll. What they find is a gang of teenagers, led by Dee Dee (the inimitable Pia Zadora) and Frankie, along with Frankie's posse/rock band, the Pack. The leader of the aliens takes a shine to Dee Dee and all sorts of trouble breaks out.



Catch Pia Zadora and Ray Liotta in The Lonely Lady.


Besides changing your perspective on everyday garden hoses, this movie puts the fear of godaweful back into godaweful movies.
254 posted on 08/18/2006 9:21:01 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: BJClinton
Was there a point to that movie?

None that I can discern. And it was downright painful to listen to.

255 posted on 08/18/2006 9:23:17 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: SquirrelKing

Also thought A Perfect World with Costner (and Eastwood directing) was very cool.


256 posted on 08/18/2006 9:25:41 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: sully777

My wife and I took our children to see this one in the theaters. We sat with our children in between us for obvious containment reasons so we couldn't talk during the movie.

After the movie was over I asked my wife what she though of the movie. She told me "I couldn't figure out how to slit my wrists on the theater seat".

257 posted on 08/18/2006 9:26:57 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
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To: groanup
Plan 9 is sooooo bad it is actually passes a line into the world of masterpiece cinematography. Here's another classic that (IMO) South Park employed in Red Sleigh Down


258 posted on 08/18/2006 9:28:13 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: RikaStrom; Eaker; TheMom; pax_et_bonum; Allegra; stevie_d_64; bobbyd; Xenalyte
"Finally some recognition after twenty years of my career being in the toilet!"

"And where are you today, He-Man? BWAAHAAHAAHAAAA!"

259 posted on 08/18/2006 9:28:57 AM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: sully777



260 posted on 08/18/2006 9:32:39 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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