[7thson]

This is funny stuff.

[goldstategop]

Talking to a beautiful woman is enough to make the hardest man wilt. Everything he says to her makes him sound like an idiot. You wonder how our parents hooked up.

(No more Olmert! No more Kadima! No more Oslo!)

[N. Theknow]

The 23-year-old documentary filmmaker, who asked his last name not be used for fear of ridicule, suffers from an acute case of "premature ejectulation" -- ejecting himself early from promising conversations with women for fear of rejection.

Obviously, just awful when your tongue can't get you in the groove.

[Vision]

Men paying for a school so they can learn how to womanize.

Just another day in NYC.

[snudge]

Haven't we met somewhere before?

[ASA Vet]

One of the local radio stations interviewed this person yesterday. I emailed the station with this question.

Why should I listen to any supposed male who uses "nuance" and "charisma" in his spiel?

[durasell]

The Gansevoort?

The guy is looking to bag an elephant with a pea shooter...

[skinkinthegrass]

This is funny stuff.

Ahhh...Yhea. :^/
....If it weren't so true in big/small cities/towns

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

I prefer the Beavis and Butthead approach.

"Uh...hey baby. Uh-hu-hu-huh. Wanna like....do it?"

[tx_eggman]

Johnny Saviour, 21, a Charisma Arts instructor

I swear, I'm not making this up ... [/dave barry voice off

[Rb ver. 2.0]

" drunken bachelorette party full of New Jersey women."

Sheep to the slaughter. Not exactly a representative sample to measure success.

[Vaquero]

George: She invites me up at twelve o clock at night, for coffee. And I don't go up. "No thank you, I don't want coffee, it keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee." I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Jerry: She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee.

George: She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex.

[Calpernia]

>>>>Such was the diagnosis from the coaches of "Charm School Boot Camp," a three-day crash course on seducing women that Ben and five other men paid $1,600 apiece for in early August.

$1,600??? For 3 days?

ROFL! Is this run by people from Nigeria?

[woofer]

This is funny stuff.

I preferred the direct approach in my younger days.

You had to invite 50 to a hundred of the fairer sex to a consensual "roll in the hay" before you lit upon a receptive responder. But in the meat markets of suburban Chicago in the '80's it was a target rich environment.

An hour of applied schmooze usually resulted in a pleasant post-partying rendezvous.

Excellent return on investment time. The only downside was the occasional slap in the face. But that, too, could be turned in your favor with a quick grin and and soft "thanks for your time" for the onlookers that were on the prowl for a "manly-man".

[HIDEK6]

Other Charm School students are partying on the fringes of a drunken bachelorette party full of New Jersey women.

Talk about throwing cold water on an otherwise titillating mental picture!

[geezerwheezer]

Wow, this guy sounds like a real winner, doesn't he? What ever happened to just being honest with the ladies?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[reagan_fanatic]

Some of the worst:

"Are you tired? Cuz you've been runnin' through my mind all day..."

"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

" I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock "

"Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?"

[PBRSTREETGANG]

You mean "Your legs must be tired 'cause you've been runnin' through my mind all night" doesn't really work?

[Quilla]

Yea, but can they teach you to dance. ;-)

[NaughtiusMaximus]

The 23-year-old documentary filmmaker, who asked his last name not be used for fear of ridicule, suffers from an acute case of "premature ejectulation"

Why "Ben." Why not "Fast Eddie."