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Sandra Bernhard Commercial: 'Intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped b*tch'...
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Posted on 08/15/2006 8:40:53 AM PDT by slowhand520
Sorry if you throw up!
TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: 000homelyleftists; 00aspireto; 0bigtroutlips; bitterhag; dopeydems; hollyweird; loudmouth; madonnasgirlfriend; mdm; nomoremac; obnoxious; obnoxiousnotsexy; steventyler; throwup; uglygloss; usefulidiot
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To: HamiltonJay
Yeah, but you should have seen her before she put on the cosmetics :) How about we chip in and buy a case of the stuff for Sindy Sheehan? To quote the one of the great Jack Nicholson characters, "what if that's as good as it gets?"
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posted on
08/15/2006 8:59:56 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Tom Gallagher - the anti-Crist [FL Governor, 2006 primary])
To: seanmerc
"For a comedienne, she's not very funny"
When they say comedienne, they don't mean in a funny way. They mean having no talent at all but had a lesbian affair with Madonna so they have to label your celebrity in some way.
By the way, can you name a really side splittingly funny female comedienne? Not just a "oh she raised a rye smile, or isn't her humor whimsicle." I mean sid esplittingly funny. I really can't. Not even Margret Cho...
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:00:41 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Gran Habano #5 Corojo is awesome)
To: bethtopaz
No..she's talking about Elizabeth Hasselback from the view I believe. If I remember correctly Elizabeth was defending Laura Bush from something Bernhard said.
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:00:46 AM PDT
by
TrishaSC
To: slowhand520
If she was the last woman on Earth, I'd start taking gay lessons from Richard Simmons. Bleah.
}:-)4
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:01:46 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad.)
To: Proud American 99
45
posted on
08/15/2006 9:02:51 AM PDT
by
seanmerc
To: slowhand520
I've been told that ugly goes to the bone : )
46
posted on
08/15/2006 9:03:32 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
To: Darkwolf377
Well said.
Just like a Dem - symbolism over substance...
...and they hover around their symbolism like flies to something gooey and disgusting
47
posted on
08/15/2006 9:04:39 AM PDT
by
NordP
(America: There are more Patriots than Punks!)
To: slowhand520
Saw this.
She can't understand normal thinking!
48
posted on
08/15/2006 9:07:41 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." PJO)
To: trisham
If you want to commit corporate suicide, hire Sandra as a pitch : )
Me? I'm gonna go short some stock.
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:08:35 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
To: slowhand520
Ok, I threw up in my mouth a little...ewwwww. Not only is what she said over the top and typical, but SHE herself is one nasty hag.
And HER lips should NEVER be the focal point for selling something, except maybe something you get on a street corner.
50
posted on
08/15/2006 9:10:51 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: Zechariah_8_13
That is tough to watch (and I didn't even have the sound on).
Looks as if her face was cut in two and reassembled about 1/8 of an inch off center.
To: stephenjohnbanker
[...CALL MAC. US orders and site questions, call 1-800-588-0070...]
Just called to tell MAC that I would NOT be using
their product. Told them the Bernhard commercial
was completely out of line and very sad.
After a long pause, she said they had been receiving
a lot of calls and that she was sorry. She then took
my name and offered to have someone call me back. I
politely said, "NO THANK YOU".
Bernhard looks like she's been socked in the mouth.
She could barely enunciate in that commercial. I
would not say that the commercial SOLD anything
except to illustrate how crude and unrefined liberals
are.
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:12:25 AM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
((Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3))
To: synbad600
LOL! How do you guys think of these things?
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:13:00 AM PDT
by
seanmerc
To: slowhand520
Talk about a bad marketing idea, ugly is ugly, especially w/ too much makeup.
It's like using OJ to sell Isotoner gloves.
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:15:29 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: slowhand520
Helen Thomas says Sandra Bernhard is fugly.
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:16:16 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: synbad600
Kinda like an old line from Beavis and Butthead:
"That chick's mouth is crooked. I wonder why....huh-huh...huh-huh-huh..."
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:17:01 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: sully777
Didn't you hear, Victoria secret is going to use Helen in their new advertising campaign.
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:17:31 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: slowhand520
I soooo will not buy their products after seeing THAT! Yikes! How does one dump their stock?
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:18:29 AM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
(Home sweet home is even nicer when all your luggage makes it back too!)
To: hattend; Baynative; mnehrling; eeevil conservative; sofaman; Repub4bush; rightinthemiddle; andyk; ..
CONSUMER ALERT PING!
SEE POST #52
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:19:43 AM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
((Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3))
To: slowhand520
Not enough cosmetics have been manufactured since the Middle Kingdom to take away that much ugly.
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posted on
08/15/2006 9:20:14 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
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