Sandra Bernhard Commercial: 'Intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped b*tch'...

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[slowhand520]

Sorry if you throw up!

[NonValueAdded]

Yeah, but you should have seen her before she put on the cosmetics :) How about we chip in and buy a case of the stuff for Sindy Sheehan? To quote the one of the great Jack Nicholson characters, "what if that's as good as it gets?"

[Holicheese]

"For a comedienne, she's not very funny"
When they say comedienne, they don't mean in a funny way. They mean having no talent at all but had a lesbian affair with Madonna so they have to label your celebrity in some way.
By the way, can you name a really side splittingly funny female comedienne? Not just a "oh she raised a rye smile, or isn't her humor whimsicle." I mean sid esplittingly funny. I really can't. Not even Margret Cho...

[TrishaSC]

No..she's talking about Elizabeth Hasselback from the view I believe. If I remember correctly Elizabeth was defending Laura Bush from something Bernhard said.

[Moose4]

If she was the last woman on Earth, I'd start taking gay lessons from Richard Simmons. Bleah.

}:-)4

[seanmerc]

No she doesn't.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I've been told that ugly goes to the bone : )

[NordP]

Well said.

Just like a Dem - symbolism over substance...

...and they hover around their symbolism like flies to something gooey and disgusting

[sauropod]

Saw this.

She can't understand normal thinking!

[stephenjohnbanker]

If you want to commit corporate suicide, hire Sandra as a pitch : )

Me? I'm gonna go short some stock.

[Lucky9teen]

Ok, I threw up in my mouth a little...ewwwww. Not only is what she said over the top and typical, but SHE herself is one nasty hag.

And HER lips should NEVER be the focal point for selling something, except maybe something you get on a street corner.

[synbad600]

That is tough to watch (and I didn't even have the sound on).

Looks as if her face was cut in two and reassembled about 1/8 of an inch off center.

[Jo Nuvark]

[...CALL MAC. US orders and site questions, call 1-800-588-0070...]

Just called to tell MAC that I would NOT be using
their product. Told them the Bernhard commercial
was completely out of line and very sad.

After a long pause, she said they had been receiving
a lot of calls and that she was sorry. She then took
my name and offered to have someone call me back. I
politely said, "NO THANK YOU".

Bernhard looks like she's been socked in the mouth.
She could barely enunciate in that commercial. I
would not say that the commercial SOLD anything
except to illustrate how crude and unrefined liberals
are.

[seanmerc]

LOL! How do you guys think of these things?

[finnman69]

Talk about a bad marketing idea, ugly is ugly, especially w/ too much makeup.

It's like using OJ to sell Isotoner gloves.

[sully777]

Helen Thomas says Sandra Bernhard is fugly.

[RandallFlagg]

Kinda like an old line from Beavis and Butthead:
"That chick's mouth is crooked. I wonder why....huh-huh...huh-huh-huh..."

[finnman69]

Didn't you hear, Victoria secret is going to use Helen in their new advertising campaign.

[alwaysconservative]

I soooo will not buy their products after seeing THAT! Yikes! How does one dump their stock?

[Jo Nuvark]

CONSUMER ALERT PING!
SEE POST #52

[Skooz]

Not enough cosmetics have been manufactured since the Middle Kingdom to take away that much ugly.