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Sandra Bernhard Commercial: 'Intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped b*tch'...
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Posted on 08/15/2006 8:40:53 AM PDT by slowhand520

Sorry if you throw up!


TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: 000homelyleftists; 00aspireto; 0bigtroutlips; bitterhag; dopeydems; hollyweird; loudmouth; madonnasgirlfriend; mdm; nomoremac; obnoxious; obnoxiousnotsexy; steventyler; throwup; uglygloss; usefulidiot
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To: HamiltonJay
Yeah, but you should have seen her before she put on the cosmetics :) How about we chip in and buy a case of the stuff for Sindy Sheehan? To quote the one of the great Jack Nicholson characters, "what if that's as good as it gets?"
41 posted on 08/15/2006 8:59:56 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Tom Gallagher - the anti-Crist [FL Governor, 2006 primary])
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To: seanmerc

"For a comedienne, she's not very funny"
When they say comedienne, they don't mean in a funny way. They mean having no talent at all but had a lesbian affair with Madonna so they have to label your celebrity in some way.
By the way, can you name a really side splittingly funny female comedienne? Not just a "oh she raised a rye smile, or isn't her humor whimsicle." I mean sid esplittingly funny. I really can't. Not even Margret Cho...


42 posted on 08/15/2006 9:00:41 AM PDT by Holicheese (Gran Habano #5 Corojo is awesome)
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To: bethtopaz

No..she's talking about Elizabeth Hasselback from the view I believe. If I remember correctly Elizabeth was defending Laura Bush from something Bernhard said.


43 posted on 08/15/2006 9:00:46 AM PDT by TrishaSC
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To: slowhand520

If she was the last woman on Earth, I'd start taking gay lessons from Richard Simmons. Bleah.

}:-)4


44 posted on 08/15/2006 9:01:46 AM PDT by Moose4 (Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad.)
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To: Proud American 99

No she doesn't.


45 posted on 08/15/2006 9:02:51 AM PDT by seanmerc
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To: slowhand520

I've been told that ugly goes to the bone : )


46 posted on 08/15/2006 9:03:32 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
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To: Darkwolf377
Well said.

Just like a Dem - symbolism over substance...

...and they hover around their symbolism like flies to something gooey and disgusting

47 posted on 08/15/2006 9:04:39 AM PDT by NordP (America: There are more Patriots than Punks!)
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To: slowhand520

Saw this.

She can't understand normal thinking!


48 posted on 08/15/2006 9:07:41 AM PDT by sauropod (Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." PJO)
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To: trisham

If you want to commit corporate suicide, hire Sandra as a pitch : )

Me? I'm gonna go short some stock.


49 posted on 08/15/2006 9:08:35 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
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To: slowhand520

Ok, I threw up in my mouth a little...ewwwww. Not only is what she said over the top and typical, but SHE herself is one nasty hag.

And HER lips should NEVER be the focal point for selling something, except maybe something you get on a street corner.


50 posted on 08/15/2006 9:10:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: Zechariah_8_13

That is tough to watch (and I didn't even have the sound on).

Looks as if her face was cut in two and reassembled about 1/8 of an inch off center.


51 posted on 08/15/2006 9:11:49 AM PDT by synbad600
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To: stephenjohnbanker

[...CALL MAC. US orders and site questions, call 1-800-588-0070...]

Just called to tell MAC that I would NOT be using
their product. Told them the Bernhard commercial
was completely out of line and very sad.

After a long pause, she said they had been receiving
a lot of calls and that she was sorry. She then took
my name and offered to have someone call me back. I
politely said, "NO THANK YOU".

Bernhard looks like she's been socked in the mouth.
She could barely enunciate in that commercial. I
would not say that the commercial SOLD anything
except to illustrate how crude and unrefined liberals
are.


52 posted on 08/15/2006 9:12:25 AM PDT by Jo Nuvark ((Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3))
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To: synbad600

LOL! How do you guys think of these things?


53 posted on 08/15/2006 9:13:00 AM PDT by seanmerc
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To: slowhand520
Talk about a bad marketing idea, ugly is ugly, especially w/ too much makeup.

It's like using OJ to sell Isotoner gloves.

54 posted on 08/15/2006 9:15:29 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: slowhand520

Helen Thomas says Sandra Bernhard is fugly.


55 posted on 08/15/2006 9:16:16 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: synbad600

Kinda like an old line from Beavis and Butthead:
"That chick's mouth is crooked. I wonder why....huh-huh...huh-huh-huh..."


56 posted on 08/15/2006 9:17:01 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: sully777

Didn't you hear, Victoria secret is going to use Helen in their new advertising campaign.


57 posted on 08/15/2006 9:17:31 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: slowhand520

I soooo will not buy their products after seeing THAT! Yikes! How does one dump their stock?


58 posted on 08/15/2006 9:18:29 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (Home sweet home is even nicer when all your luggage makes it back too!)
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To: hattend; Baynative; mnehrling; eeevil conservative; sofaman; Repub4bush; rightinthemiddle; andyk; ..

CONSUMER ALERT PING!
SEE POST #52


59 posted on 08/15/2006 9:19:43 AM PDT by Jo Nuvark ((Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3))
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To: slowhand520

Not enough cosmetics have been manufactured since the Middle Kingdom to take away that much ugly.


60 posted on 08/15/2006 9:20:14 AM PDT by Skooz (Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
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