"Garlic bread, it's the future - I've tasted it"That's the funniest one-liner ever???? Would hate to see the runners-up.
1 posted on
08/15/2006 7:43:54 AM PDT by
Millee
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To: Millee
2 posted on
08/15/2006 7:46:12 AM PDT by
avacado
To: Millee
"This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes.
In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world...
and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing."
To: Millee
I shot an elephant in my pajamas... how he got in my pajama's I'll never know.
-- Groucho Marx
4 posted on
08/15/2006 7:50:06 AM PDT by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
To: Millee
I did not have sex with that woman.
5 posted on
08/15/2006 7:50:28 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
To: Millee
I'm going to start thinking positive, but I know it won't work.
7 posted on
08/15/2006 7:51:04 AM PDT by
bwteim
To: carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; Mr. Jeeves; ...
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. (Dangerfield) - ping!
8 posted on
08/15/2006 7:51:10 AM PDT by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
"I would never want to be part of a club that would have me as a member"
Groucho Marx
9 posted on
08/15/2006 7:51:56 AM PDT by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: Millee
Two from Bob hope my grandfather passed on from a show in Milwaukee.
I had to take a bloodtest before playing the Country Club - thankfully I passed. It was blue.
That Golf Club is so ritzy a $100 bill comes out with each divot.
10 posted on
08/15/2006 7:52:28 AM PDT by
MNlurker
To: Millee
Garlic bread, it's the future - I've tasted it" Uh, yeah. Pretty funny. And Finnegans Wake by James Joyce is one of the greatest books ever written....
11 posted on
08/15/2006 7:53:08 AM PDT by
Steel Wolf
(- Islam will never survive being laughed at. -)
To: Millee
"The only problem with France is it's full of Frenchmen."
To: Millee
Mark Twain on Jane Austen:
"Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone."
16 posted on
08/15/2006 7:57:16 AM PDT by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: Millee
"Germany's favorite sport--invading Poland." Paul Lynde.
To: Millee
To: Millee
Always liked Henny Youngman:
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
24 posted on
08/15/2006 8:01:08 AM PDT by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Millee
"Garlic bread, it's the future - I've tasted it"Hmmph, I don't get it.
25 posted on
08/15/2006 8:01:22 AM PDT by
shekkian
To: Millee
Fletch: "Nice briefcase. What? Couldn't guess your weight?"
To: Millee
I'm not confused...Oh, wait, maybe I am.
To: Millee; PJ-Comix
They keep trying to make us into hippies, when the reality of the situation is we represent mainstream America.
From a DU poster from yesterday's DUFU.
To: Millee
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
30 posted on
08/15/2006 8:03:40 AM PDT by
armydoc
To: Millee
And one from Blue Collar Comedy:
"I believe the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach....it's a little further south."
31 posted on
08/15/2006 8:04:11 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
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