[So Cal Rocket]

I shot an elephant in my pajamas... how he got in my pajama's I'll never know.

-- Groucho Marx

[andy58-in-nh]

Groucho had some of the best:

"Hello, room service? Send up a larger room."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did."