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Naked American tourist runs amok
Herald Sun ^ | 10 August 2006

Posted on 08/09/2006 3:55:24 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher

AN American tourist who ran naked through a peaceful Swiss town, vandalised a church and escaped from police clutches by jumping into a lake could have been on hallucinogenic mushrooms, a local magistrate said today.

The 34-year-old man from Massachussetts, who has since been allowed to return home, ran amok in the western town of Morges, by Lake Geneva, two weeks ago.

He started babbling incoherently in the hotel lobby, stripped and ran naked along the quayside, broke a stained glass window in the nearby protestant temple with a stool and set a precious 1898 bible alight, police in Morges said.

After being seized and handcuffed by police, he made a leap for freedom into the lake and bit two people who tried to help him while he was hanging on to a boat.

Having recovered his senses, he later appeared before investigating magistrate Gilles Riva and "coherently" explained that he had eaten 'magic mushrooms' that he had bought in the Netherlands during a trip through Europe.

"He said he had lots of regrets and said sorry at least fifty times," Mr Riva told the Swiss news agency ATS.

Mr Riva said the mushroom theory was "possible".

The tourist, who also offered $US250 ($329) for each of the people he bit, was not named.


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Travel
KEYWORDS: american; massachusetts; naked; psylocybin; tedkennedy; uglynakedpeople; wodlist
Notice where this guy's from? Explains it all...
1 posted on 08/09/2006 3:55:25 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
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To: Fintan
Gente Loca Desnuda PING
2 posted on 08/09/2006 3:57:54 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Aussie Dasher

"the mushroom theory"

Hmm I'll have to remember that if I ever need an excuse.


3 posted on 08/09/2006 3:59:03 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Aussie Dasher

I thought that Bawney Fwanck was back in D.C..


4 posted on 08/09/2006 3:59:25 PM PDT by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

This clown should still be sitting in jail.


5 posted on 08/09/2006 3:59:41 PM PDT by CremeSaver (Prayers for Israel.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
The 34-year-old man from Massachussetts,

So what's the big deal? Just one of the Kennedys acting up again.

6 posted on 08/09/2006 4:08:08 PM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: Aussie Dasher
AN American tourist who ran naked through a peaceful Swiss town, vandalised a church and escaped from police clutches by jumping into a lake could have been on hallucinogenic mushrooms, a local magistrate said today.

The 34-year-old man from Massachussetts

Yeah, or he could simply have been a Kennedy.

7 posted on 08/09/2006 4:09:19 PM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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To: San Jacinto

Beat me by a minute - yer a quicker draw than me, Jas.


8 posted on 08/09/2006 4:11:00 PM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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To: Aussie Dasher
AN American tourist who ran naked through a peaceful Swiss town, vandalised a church and escaped from police clutches by jumping into a lake could have been on hallucinogenic mushrooms, a local magistrate said today

or a stone-sober DUer

9 posted on 08/09/2006 4:12:30 PM PDT by GeronL (http://www.mises.org/story/1975 <--no such thing as a fairtax)
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To: Aussie Dasher
The 34-year-old man from Massachussetts...

This is all you need to know about this episode.

10 posted on 08/09/2006 4:14:59 PM PDT by sirchtruth (No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
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To: Aussie Dasher

He's sorry his bite transmitted aids as well.


11 posted on 08/09/2006 4:17:15 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Sorry, Dasher, but now you really know about Massachusetts! We believe it must be a genetic issue.


12 posted on 08/09/2006 6:51:19 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET, IN MY SWAMP)
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To: Aussie Dasher

....broke a stained glass window in the nearby protestant temple with a stool.....


Wow this must have been the protestant druids or something. Most protestant christians I know worship in churches.


13 posted on 08/09/2006 7:18:34 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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....broke a stained glass window in the nearby protestant temple with a stool.....


Wow this must have been the protestant druids or something. Most protestant christians I know worship in churches.


14 posted on 08/09/2006 7:18:35 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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