REPORTING FOR BOOTY: Lohan plans "Marilynesque" troop visit with Hillary

NY Post ^ | August 8, 2006 | KATE SHEEHY

[presidio9]

Scene queen Lindsay Lohan wants to entertain the troops in Iraq à la Marilyn Monroe - together with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. "I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long - Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," spouts the freckle-faced "Freaky Friday" star in an off-the-wall interview in the upcoming edition of Elle magazine.

"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did, when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

The party-hopping honey, 20, then insists that she hasn't given up on her dream of traveling to Iraq, even if Sen. Clinton (D-N.Y.) won't go with her.

"I'm not afraid of going," Lohan says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

The busty "Herby: Fully Loaded" star also insists to the mag that she's never had plastic surgery, nor does she snort cocaine. But the loquacious Long Island native admits she often tells the press "things that aren't true . . .

[dennisw]

LOL Wher do you get this shite?

[GraniteStateConservative]

She's probably a New Yorker (at least now) and Hildebeast is her senator. It's not that crazy.

If Lohan wants to flash some T & A over there, good for her and her thankful audience.

[presidio9]

Anybody this stupid should not be allowed to handle a firearm.

I have a mental image of a bunch of masked al Quaeda with AK's and RPG's and our heroine holding them off with a pistol. Of course VIPs are never in danger over there, but it's still funny.

[RichInOC]

Well, the eyes work just fine...

:-D )))

[GraniteStateConservative]

You're only as old as the women you feel.

[GraniteStateConservative]

Lohan is more into booze and coke than unprotected sex.

[Allah AtBar]

http://miceage.com/allutz/al080106a.htm

[Mr. Jeeves]

She's a great-looking 35-year-old. Can't wait to see her in five years. ;)

[reagan_fanatic]

Scene queen Lindsay Lohan wants to entertain the troops in Iraq à la Marilyn Monroe - together with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton

Thanks. That mental image just ruined my day.

[Minnesocold]

I couldn't resist a little Photoshopping...

[GraniteStateConservative]

This thread doesn't have nearly enough pics of Lindsay Lohan.

[Hazcat]

If she wanted to go for the troops all she had to do was contact Wayne Newton (USO Coordinator). This is purely political, blah.

[misterrob]

How about ones taken in the last 6 months???

Ugh

[ClarenceThomasfan]

I hope Hillary does it. I hope she wraps herself around Hollywood stars such as Lindsay Lohen, Paris Hilton and Colin Ferrell.

Middle America would just love that! lol!

[evets]

She looks skinny...

[TheBigB]

*sigh* If only it were 2004...this would be a MUCH bigger thing.

(and so would Lindsay)

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[AppyPappy]

It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

Yeah. that's what they need. A self-absorbed wench coming by to show them that she is "just so awesome"

[Doc Savage]

Sorry, but I find this 15 minutes of fame loser ugly!