Posted on 08/08/2006 6:05:30 AM PDT by presidio9
Scene queen Lindsay Lohan wants to entertain the troops in Iraq à la Marilyn Monroe - together with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. "I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long - Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," spouts the freckle-faced "Freaky Friday" star in an off-the-wall interview in the upcoming edition of Elle magazine.
"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did, when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."
The party-hopping honey, 20, then insists that she hasn't given up on her dream of traveling to Iraq, even if Sen. Clinton (D-N.Y.) won't go with her.
"I'm not afraid of going," Lohan says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."
The busty "Herby: Fully Loaded" star also insists to the mag that she's never had plastic surgery, nor does she snort cocaine. But the loquacious Long Island native admits she often tells the press "things that aren't true . . .
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Sleep with the Kennedys?
Lohan: "MEEeeee. It's all about MEEEeee."
Has she showed up for work lately?
Ah, the Post.
Sleep with the Kennedys?
O.D. on suppository narcotics is more likely I'm guessing.
..."Hey, where are you guys going?"
Sounds more like she wants to sleep with hilaryclinton
Lindsay Lohan would be worth stopping by to take a look at.
But there's no way in hell I'd want to stop and look at Hillary Clinton or listen to anything that came out of her mouth.
"Lohan wants to entertain the troops in Iraq à la Marilyn Monroe - together with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton."
Gasp! The TWO of them...Onstage...in skimpy outfits...dancing for troops?!!!
Noooooooo! Those poor guys!
Hillary in a Vegas showgirl outfit?!!! (HURL!)
Thanx to this mental image I won't eat for a week!
Oh, Linds...no. You're breaking my heart, babe.
So why does she need Hillary to hold her hand?
While on their honeymoon in Japan, Marilyn was asked to entertain the U.S. troops in Korea. She left her new husband in search of fame, yet Joe understood her passions, the demons within in her that drove her to be the best. When she returned she exclaimed, "Joe, Joe, it was wonderful, the troops loved me. You have never heard such cheering."
HIS RESPONSE: "Yes, yes darling, I have."
Koo-koo-ka-choo Joe DiMaggio
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read your post! Very, very funny!
Anybody this stupid should not be allowed to handle a firearm.
Pretty yes....but she worked with Robert Altman on the Prarie Home Companion movie recently....QED
Any way, he finishes by wondering "if her initials might be 'LL'?".
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