X-Husband's Stuff for Sale (Gotta Love Craig's List)

Craig's List

[MotleyGirl70]

OMG! That is hilarious. I'm in tears over here. Thanks for posting that. I needed that bell-aching laugh.

[Mr. Brightside]

I also got three marriage proposals. Yes, you read it right - three marriage proposals. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay.

The funniest line in the whole thing.

[linda_22003]

She definitely doesn't spell well throughout the piece, but she's not a "looser" if all of his stuff is on HER side of the locked door!

[MotleyGirl70]

Ping to number #6 for the laugh of week :)

[MotleyGirl70]

Ping to number #6 for the laugh of the week :)

[jdm]

"I knew that the contents of the box seemed to be re-arranged every time I left him home alone for a while."

C'mon, who isn't guilty of this!

[Slings and Arrows]

Being single sounds pretty good right now.

[pissant]

This is FUNNY.

[MotleyGirl70]

There was this one woman who wrote, "You should have covered your tattoos. People will be able to recognize you, like on America’s Most Wanted." HELLO!!! I’m a guy selling a dress. I’m not wanted for war crimes.

Wealthy will be the person that opens a store for Lane Bryant-sized women but sews size 7 tags on all the clothes.

LOL!

This guy has one hellva sense of humor. I'd love to go to a Mariners game and drink a few beers with him.

[Liz]

Marilyn may have been size 14, but few people looked like she did in that size.

[Allegra]

Being single sounds pretty good right now.

Being a FREERIDER is the only way to go!

[MotleyGirl70]

She wore it well and was well-proportioned.

[Comstock1]

I went back to the Austin Craig's List where I found this and now there is a reply from the wife:


And I don't know whether to be freaked out or just laugh it off, but I did NOT post this creative and well thought out ad! LoL.

I can only assume this was a joke, but by who, I don't know.

PLEASE FLAG THAT POST...MY INBOX IS REACHING THE MAXIMUM LIMIT!
SERIOUSLY, PLEASE FLAG THIS AS PROHIBITED-IT IS ILLEGAL TO POST MY PERSONAL INFO.

THANK YOU!

MANDA KATE =o}

[Allegra]

Baseball Cards?!

I wonder if there are things like Nolan Ryan's rookie card in there?

Now that would suck for ex-hubby.

[martin_fierro]

Time for another "Cheating Husband Yard Sale"!

[Defiant]

Thanks for posting that. It is a crackup. What did the guy get for the dress?

[Mr. Brightside]

If I remember right, he got over $1000. Who knows if the other person actually came through with the payment though.

[maggief]

Winning bid: US $3,850.00
Ended: Apr-28-04 15:37:01 PDT

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[TommyDale]

She was great! The very first "Miss Artichoke" at the Artichoke Festival in Castroville, California...

[Mr. Brightside]

Here he is: