Posted on 07/17/2006 1:20:17 PM PDT by Millee
WOMEN are getting a rough deal in bed — with some rating dull sex as a “household chore”.
And over a third complained of a lack of thrills from their fellas in a survey.
The poll proves women are NOT getting enough satisfaction in spite of greater sexual liberation.
A quarter of women in the 25 to 34-year-old age bracket find it difficult to get aroused.
And 45 per cent of women rarely or never make the first move for sex.
One in ten women said they have sex when they do not want it and regularly fake orgasm. And one in 20 think sex is a chore.
Meanwhile a quarter of men are snubbed for sex HALF the time by their regular partner.
Ten per cent of blokes said they would consider separation after six months of no nookie.
And 25 per cent claim they would consider an affair, according to Zestra, makers of sexual arousal oils.
Marcelle d’Argy Smith, a commentator on sexual relationships, said: “There is real sadness in couples that are living together and really like each other — yet they are having lousy sex lives.”
But the story is different at work. One in eight British bosses has sex with junior members of staff in the office.
That is according to a poll by the Aziz Corporation, which also revealed 53 per cent claim it is NOT an abuse of power to sleep with colleagues.
Prof Khalid Aziz said: “The workplace is a hotbed of flirtatious fun.”
It may be a chore for the woman, but it is h*ll to pay if the woman wants it and the man doesn't.
A silver filling? A computer chip? A transistor?
Sorry, that image does not compute.
Maybe you could bribe them with diamonds... if only your card wasn't maxed out....
That was me, before I dropped those extra 5 pounds.
Yes it is about brain power. For women it's emotional too. Men more physical. Men seem to be able to turn it on like a switch. Women need a little more prep work. Not just, a grab here and there and "Why aren't you in the mood?" When a man comes home stressed he wants to release his tension. When I am stressed (usually from little children climbing all over me all day long. I'm not a jungle gym.) I want the closeness, but I don't want to feel like I'm being climbed on again.
Neanderthal sex. Now that's where it's at!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww, that guy reminds me of the show I saw on Discover Channel last week. They featured a 759lb. man.
I'm all for initiative!
Women are crock pots.
Men are microwaves.
"Debeers new slogan: 'Diamonds: That will shut her up!'" --- Ron White
a third complained of a lack of thrills from their fellas in a survey.
So two thirds are thrilled with their fellas.
A quarter of women in the 25 to 34-year-old age bracket find it difficult to get aroused.
So three quarters of these women have no problem at all getting aroused.
And 45 per cent of women rarely or never make the first move for sex.
And 55 per cent do!
One in ten women said they have sex when they do not want it and regularly fake orgasm. And one in 20 think sex is a chore.
So nine in ten have sex when they want it. And the other 19 in 20 don't think sex is a chore! (Keep in mind this was the title of the article.)
Meanwhile a quarter of men are snubbed for sex HALF the time by their regular partner.
And this quarter still gets laid the other HALF of the time --but three quarters of men are not getting snubbed by their partners at all!
Jeez! From the title of this story ou'd think every couple in Britain had a lousy sex life!
Who cares.
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Dunno about others but even after 33 years it is still a religious (Oh, God!) experience for Mrs. Theknow and me.
Completely distorting headline bump.
you buy that crap?
Just don't pull my hair so hard!!
Your posting name & this article title makes me laugh! ;oD
You mean like 3 in the morning after FReeping all night and raiding the fridge?
You're Not The Best
Charlie Robison
Once I had a little girl as pretty as I have known
Lord you know I loved her so and then she left me all alone
And I swore here on this barstool
I'd never make that mistake again
Well you ain't so fine but you're all mine
And I'll love you till the end
So darling don't you worry cause they
Say that love is blind
Lust has eyes like an eagle
It's gonna drive me out of my mind
Though my eyes sometimes wander
It doesn't mean that I'm untrue
You're not the best but you're the best that I can do
You know a pretty girl she'll leave you
Leave you to drown in your own tears
You know an ugly girl she'll leave you too
But then again who really cares
And then my eyes of blue they cannot be true
They'll have to stay here in my dreams
I guess that's why old Hugh Hefner invented Playboy magazine
So sit down here beside me girl
And I will tell you what we will do
We're gonna twist them lids and hope
Our kids look more like me than you
And when that bottle is finally empty
We're gonna tumble across the floor
And I'm gonna pray my imagination is
Gonna pull me through once more
So darling don't you worry cause they
Say that love is blind
Lust has eyes like an eagle
It's gonna drive me out of my mind
Though my eyes sometimes wander
It doesn't mean that I'm untrue
You're not the best but you're the best that I can do
You're not the best but you're the best that I can do
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