Stay away from the leather couches!

1 posted on
07/12/2006 8:13:10 AM PDT by
Millee
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To: Millee
Oops! Forgot in indicate that that is a excerpt. Click link for rest of story.
2 posted on
07/12/2006 8:14:12 AM PDT by
Millee
(Tagline misplaced)
To: Millee
3 posted on
07/12/2006 8:14:29 AM PDT by
TommyDale
(Stop the Nifongery!)
To: Millee
"I think Americans are waking up to the peace and serenity that comes with taking off your clothing"
Ahhhhhhh.
So thats what it's all about.
Serenity.
I get it all now.
4 posted on
07/12/2006 8:17:05 AM PDT by
Jameison
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A friend of mine just got back from Europe. She said all of the people who SHOULD NOT be seen naked, were the ones with no clothes.
Probably the same with nude beaches.
To: Millee
"For one thing, nobody has a pocket for a cell phone or beeper," I don't want to know.
6 posted on
07/12/2006 8:18:52 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
("He hits me, he cries, he runs to the court and sues me.")
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Stock up on the sunblock ping!
8 posted on
07/12/2006 8:20:07 AM PDT by
Millee
(Tagline misplaced)
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Salacious Ping List ping! Aieeeee!
9 posted on
07/12/2006 8:21:13 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Millee
50,000 dues-paying members, eh? Must be an "out-of-pocket" expense...
10 posted on
07/12/2006 8:21:19 AM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)
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To: Millee
Sounds like a huge sausagefest.
13 posted on
07/12/2006 8:24:39 AM PDT by
FearlessFreep
(Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
To: Millee
I hope the cooks are dressed...
14 posted on
07/12/2006 8:27:24 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: Millee

Reminds me of Austin Powers.
To: Millee
"In a room of naked people, you don't know who's a judge, and who's a secretary. It's really leaving all those distractions that divide people behind."
Yes, I can tell. The judge is the one with the scorecard & the secretary is taking dicktashun.
16 posted on
07/12/2006 8:30:58 AM PDT by
Feiny
(Now go bang your heads on your desks until something useful comes out!)
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To: Millee
No wonder you're always talking about going on vacation.
21 posted on
07/12/2006 8:37:22 AM PDT by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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22 posted on
07/12/2006 8:37:38 AM PDT by
Moleman
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Stay away from the leather couches! Don't fry bacon.

To: Millee
"Rules vary, but most clubs allow you to eat and drink at the bar without clothing. The proper etiquette in most clubs is to sit on a towel, for the sake of cleanliness."

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Oh my, I would never........
The lawsuits from the damage caused by the stampede of scared people, and those seeking damages from the night terrors, hysterical blindness, and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder would be just too much.
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