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David Hasselhoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon
The Superficial
| 7/6/2006
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Posted on 07/09/2006 6:52:28 AM PDT by Neville72
July 06, 2006 David Hasselhoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon
David Hasselhoff was reportedly kicked out of Wimbledon because he was too drunk, forcing a guard to walk him off the tournament grounds after he repeatedly got in arguments with the security staff.
First, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket. Then he was banned from press and players bars as he tried to get another drink. Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: You should let me in. Do you know who I am? Im The Hoff. Hasselhoff then downed beer after beer and was later seen staggering... Security chiefs ordered Hoff out. One guard said: He was steaming drunk.
If I was David Hasslehoff I'd be asking every single person I ran into if they knew who I was, and then I'd follow it up with "I'm The Hoff" and then punch them in the stomach and continue on my way. When you're David Hasselhoff you get to do shit like that. It's in the manual, right after step 1 of being The Hoff: maintain 80's perm throughout all stages of life.
Thanks to Jake for the tip, and for trying - but failing - to be as manly as The Hoff.
TOPICS: Food; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: hasselhoff; hoff; hoffenfeffer; hoffoff; thehoff
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
You better come and visit us, or stop spreading lies.
Willkommen in Deutschland. :)
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:41:44 PM PDT
by
Michael81Dus
(1954, 1974, 1990, 2010)
To: Michael81Dus
It's something I've heard a few times.. I guess it's only a joke, so! ;)
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:50:00 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
He was pretty popular among kids - back in the late 80´s and early 90´s. You know, kids like heros like Michael Knight or lifeguards.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:51:17 PM PDT
by
Michael81Dus
(1954, 1974, 1990, 2010)
To: Michael81Dus
..heros like Michael Knight.. I always liked it when April/Bonnie appeared....
..or lifeguards.
I always liked it when Pamela appeared....
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:59:33 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Speaking of celebrity jokes; Michael Jackson is moving to Ireland. Don't you folk have enough problems? :0
45
posted on
07/11/2006 12:59:55 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: Tulsa Brian
He'll probably join Sinn Fein - the Party of Perverts!!
46
posted on
07/11/2006 1:06:28 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You think he'll pass for northern european? He is fishbelly white! :D (i'll stop now)
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:10:24 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: Allegra; AnnaZ; Bacon Man; Blackirish; Bloody Sam Roberts; Darksheare; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; ...
Ultimate Nutball David Hasselhoff Video Ping List ping to a truly disturbing picture.
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:13:25 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Tulsa Brian
At least he won't get sunburned here... he won't need to cover his face...
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:16:14 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: humblegunner; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Re #34: That is just wrong.
[Thanks to Irish_Thatcherite for the ping!]
To: Tulsa Brian
Michael Jackson is moving to Ireland He heard there are "little people" there.
He likes that.
51
posted on
07/11/2006 1:17:06 PM PDT
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humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Re #34: That is just wrong. You're right about that!!!!
[Thanks to Irish_Thatcherite for the ping!]
Welcome!
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:20:43 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: humblegunner

Kent Brockman: Leprechauns are extinct.
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:22:28 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
LOL, and I thought you were a woman!!! ;-)
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:27:03 PM PDT
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Michael81Dus
(1954, 1974, 1990, 2010)
To: Michael81Dus
Ah, don't worry - my screenname does that, I should have thought of that!
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:29:36 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Kent Brockman: Leprechauns are extinct. Why didn't you set aside a wildlife preserve for them when you had the chance?
56
posted on
07/11/2006 1:37:18 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: humblegunner
He'll fit in there in Ireland. He does kinda look like Mr Potato Head, what with the detachable nose and various hats and glasses...
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:39:29 PM PDT
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Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: Tulsa Brian
*sob*
We did, but an evil rich white man wanted to build a toxic waste dump there!
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:45:01 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Tulsa Brian
He does kinda look like Mr Potato Head, what with the detachable nose and various hats and glasses... LMAO!!!!
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:45:46 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
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posted on
07/11/2006 1:54:52 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
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