David Hasselhoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon

The Superficial | 7/6/2006 | Staff

[Neville72]

July 06, 2006 David Hasselhoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon

David Hasselhoff was reportedly kicked out of Wimbledon because he was too drunk, forcing a guard to walk him off the tournament grounds after he repeatedly got in arguments with the security staff.

First, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket. Then he was banned from press and players’ bars as he tried to get another drink. Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.” Hasselhoff then downed beer after beer and was later seen staggering... Security chiefs ordered Hoff out. One guard said: “He was steaming drunk.”

If I was David Hasslehoff I'd be asking every single person I ran into if they knew who I was, and then I'd follow it up with "I'm The Hoff" and then punch them in the stomach and continue on my way. When you're David Hasselhoff you get to do shit like that. It's in the manual, right after step 1 of being The Hoff: maintain 80's perm throughout all stages of life.

Thanks to Jake for the tip, and for trying - but failing - to be as manly as The Hoff.

[Michael81Dus]

You better come and visit us, or stop spreading lies.

Willkommen in Deutschland. :)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

It's something I've heard a few times.. I guess it's only a joke, so! ;)

[Michael81Dus]

He was pretty popular among kids - back in the late 80´s and early 90´s. You know, kids like heros like Michael Knight or lifeguards.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

..heros like Michael Knight..

I always liked it when April/Bonnie appeared....

..or lifeguards.

I always liked it when Pamela appeared....

[Tulsa Brian]

Speaking of celebrity jokes; Michael Jackson is moving to Ireland. Don't you folk have enough problems? :0

[Irish_Thatcherite]

He'll probably join Sinn Fein - the Party of Perverts!!

[Tulsa Brian]

You think he'll pass for northern european? He is fishbelly white! :D (i'll stop now)

[Xenalyte]

Ultimate Nutball David Hasselhoff Video Ping List ping to a truly disturbing picture.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

At least he won't get sunburned here... he won't need to cover his face...

[Slings and Arrows]

Re #34: That is just wrong.

[Thanks to Irish_Thatcherite for the ping!]

[humblegunner]

Michael Jackson is moving to Ireland

He heard there are "little people" there.

He likes that.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Re #34: That is just wrong.

You're right about that!!!!

[Thanks to Irish_Thatcherite for the ping!]

Welcome!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Kent Brockman: Leprechauns are extinct.

[Michael81Dus]

LOL, and I thought you were a woman!!! ;-)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Ah, don't worry - my screenname does that, I should have thought of that!

[Tulsa Brian]

Kent Brockman: Leprechauns are extinct.

Why didn't you set aside a wildlife preserve for them when you had the chance?

[Tulsa Brian]

He'll fit in there in Ireland. He does kinda look like Mr Potato Head, what with the detachable nose and various hats and glasses...

[Irish_Thatcherite]

*sob*

We did, but an evil rich white man wanted to build a toxic waste dump there!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

He does kinda look like Mr Potato Head, what with the detachable nose and various hats and glasses...

LMAO!!!!

[Tulsa Brian]

You're mean.
:D