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David Hasselhoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon
The Superficial
| 7/6/2006
| Staff
Posted on 07/09/2006 6:52:28 AM PDT by Neville72
July 06, 2006 David Hasselhoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon
David Hasselhoff was reportedly kicked out of Wimbledon because he was too drunk, forcing a guard to walk him off the tournament grounds after he repeatedly got in arguments with the security staff.
First, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket. Then he was banned from press and players bars as he tried to get another drink. Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: You should let me in. Do you know who I am? Im The Hoff. Hasselhoff then downed beer after beer and was later seen staggering... Security chiefs ordered Hoff out. One guard said: He was steaming drunk.
If I was David Hasslehoff I'd be asking every single person I ran into if they knew who I was, and then I'd follow it up with "I'm The Hoff" and then punch them in the stomach and continue on my way. When you're David Hasselhoff you get to do shit like that. It's in the manual, right after step 1 of being The Hoff: maintain 80's perm throughout all stages of life.
Thanks to Jake for the tip, and for trying - but failing - to be as manly as The Hoff.
TOPICS: Food; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: hasselhoff; hoff; hoffenfeffer; hoffoff; thehoff
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To: Panzerlied
Nah, he´s only harming himself. If he´d go out and beat others when he´s drunk, ok, arrest him. But now that he only plays his own miserable life...
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posted on
07/09/2006 7:56:19 AM PDT
by
Michael81Dus
(1954, 1974, 1990, 2010)
To: TomGuy; Cagey; Larry Lucido
Lol!
"The Hoff" needs a good kick...
To: MotleyGirl70; TomGuy; Cagey; Larry Lucido
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posted on
07/09/2006 9:08:34 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Sean Vanity --- Exciting, Exclusive New Developments in the Duke Rape Case -- BARF)
To: MotleyGirl70
The Hoff was drunk and obnoxious--he's was at double fault at a tennis match. But there's no doubt that the crowd was giving the Hoff much Love. Hopefully no one is Fed-erered up with his antics, or he'd get a swift kick to the Nad-als.
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posted on
07/09/2006 10:46:14 AM PDT
by
Cyclopean Squid
(Being That Guy so you don't have to.)
To: MotleyGirl70
Maybe it was the Hoff's Evil Twin
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posted on
07/09/2006 11:44:15 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: AmericanMade1776
Michael Brandon? There's a name that hasn't appeared in awhile.
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posted on
07/09/2006 2:19:19 PM PDT
by
Dr. Eckleburg
("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
To: mountn man
That would imply he ever was.How true.
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posted on
07/10/2006 7:01:18 AM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: Xenalyte; Irish_Thatcherite
You should let me in. Do you know who I am? Im The Hoff.
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posted on
07/11/2006 7:53:43 AM PDT
by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: mountn man
Shatner has transcended mediocrity and ineptitude to become his own best punch line. I love the guy.
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posted on
07/11/2006 8:47:03 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Xenalyte
"Denny Crain!"
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posted on
07/11/2006 9:42:28 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Stop the Nifongery!)
To: presidio9
Wasn't he in Knightrider...
;)
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:43:27 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Michael81Dus
Isn't he a popular singer in your part of the world? ;)
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:46:20 AM PDT
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Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:47:51 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Xenalyte
Hoffster ping.
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:50:36 AM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yes, but he was also the brilliant substance-abusing Dr. Jekell and the evil and mysterious Mr. Hyde in the tv version of "Jekell & Hyde: The Musical!" He has not ventured from the small screen to the big screen much. Perhaps his singing career doesn't leave time for it.
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:56:34 AM PDT
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presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: presidio9
At least it's not a gay role like Knightrider!! ;)
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:10:42 PM PDT
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Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I can stand a lot of things from you, but I will NOT tolerate you calling Mr. Micheal Knight gay! It would leave me with far too many questions about my childhood. Besides, he bagged a lot of babes on that show if I remember correctly.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:15:05 PM PDT
by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: presidio9
It was Devon more than anything else... not to mention KITT!
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:23:37 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
It was Devon more than anything Oh, I guess I can see that...
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:32:19 PM PDT
by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: presidio9
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:39:00 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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