Now THAT'S what I'd call a "paper jam"....
Posted on 07/07/2006 6:48:55 PM PDT by 2piesonefork
America is in peril. Terrorism, illegal immigration, crime, drug abuse, hijackings, racism and the diminishing of our Judeo Christian heretige by government schools, Multi-national corporations, political correctness, and liberal Democrats are taking its toll on this nation. It's hard to imagine that God hasn’t destroyed us given the way we just stick our finger in his eye. Could it get any worse. Yes it does!
All around America a dangerous trend from centuries past has begun to creep into our once proud Judeo Christian nation and it making a come back all across the nation. Square Boggle. (Or 2Boggle as it is commonly known in many Public schools, and Bath houses in California.) It is a dangerous and sacriligous thing that might just be the death of America and freedom and cause us to lose the GLLLOORRIIOUS WAR ON TERROR! It is the root reason why the Taliban is beginning to make a come back in Afghanistan, and why millions of illegal aliens are sneaking across the border. God is angry at America and did all these things to us because of squareboggling. Squareboggling is so evil we cannot even tell you everything about it. Only that it goes back centuries and was common in the south during the civil war. It is because of Squareboggling that they lost the war and could no longer keep human beings as property. Thats how deadly it is.
All we can tell you is that it is an evil fetish tradition from Europe that involves lesbianism and devil worship. It is also the inspriation for Boggle, an evil satanic word game that is popular among homosexuals that requires the player to perform illegal bondage acts and drink virgin blood in vampyre rituals!! Square boggling is real and it is dangerous. It is commonly done to commemorate the patron saint of SquareBoggling St. Victor of Dublin on July 25th, his feast day. The same day that hillbillies practice a similar holiday in the south that also contributed to the loss of the civil war called SCREWPA, a devil worship ceremony commemerating Victor of Dublin. This is when Squareboggling is usually performed. This sick evil satanic sex fetish that should be outlawed. (Note: SCREWPA is actaully a swear word spelled backwards in another language!)
WE must pray dear freinds for a revival in our nation in our land and in our hearts to save America from that twisted practice called Square Boggling as well as Screwpa. I’m telling all of you freepers that we need to ban them both. Otherwise God will destroy America. Im especially talking to those of you from cities where there are growing congregations of “the religion of peace.” You might not even be alive to wake up tomorrow. July 25th is coming! Might get very hot this summer if you know what I mean! Hotter than the center of the sun! Lets pray to God that our nation will heal itself of Square boggling and Screwpa and work for a better tomorrow for our children. That’s all.
Now THAT'S what I'd call a "paper jam"....
As much as I am glad to see the little carcases in my basement (yea, called the Orkin man) I am glad the little bugger made it!
You vill stoppit mit der trollenpostens immmmmmm-ediately. Der threadfuhrer ist der ubermeister of die intarwebbenforumkontibutionmaekers, so you vill follow orders and kommit der selfischzotten!
Mit poppencorken und spittsensparken, ya!
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