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1 posted on 06/29/2006 6:03:33 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg

I like boobies.


2 posted on 06/29/2006 6:04:22 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
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To: Perdogg

She might as well, since my cat has a more gifted voice!


3 posted on 06/29/2006 6:05:38 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Perdogg
this may just be the move that pushes her to the A-list

Or the T and A list

4 posted on 06/29/2006 6:05:57 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Without a monkey, "You are nothing, absolutely zero. Absolutely nothing.")
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To: Perdogg

Ahhh... another daughter of a christian minister who apparently has gone to the other side...


5 posted on 06/29/2006 6:06:39 AM PDT by paudio (Universal Human Rights and Multiculturalism: Liberals want to have cake and eat it too!)
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To: Perdogg

Yawn.


8 posted on 06/29/2006 6:10:12 AM PDT by randog (What the...?!)
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The Last Refuge of the Talentless.


9 posted on 06/29/2006 6:15:23 AM PDT by martin_fierro (It's all about meme)
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(sigh)....no talent....must show their bodies....that's all the talent they have....


12 posted on 06/29/2006 6:16:54 AM PDT by auto power
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To: Perdogg

Well, she can't sing, or even lip-synch, so...


13 posted on 06/29/2006 6:16:57 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Perdogg

What amazes me is that people pay money for her "music."

Aguilera, Spears, Simpson(s), AI winners -- what in the heck are people thinking? These people can't SING.

I'll take that 11-yo from "America has Talent." She can SING.


14 posted on 06/29/2006 6:18:09 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (The Left created, embraces and feeds "The Culture of Hate." Make it part of the political lexicon!)
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Her father, Joe Simpson, is her manager and handles all of her contracts and appearances.

He claims to be a Southern Baptist lay minister.

19 posted on 06/29/2006 6:23:05 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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Didn't Fox News report last night that she'd turned down the Playboy gig (along with it's $4 million dollar paycheck)?


22 posted on 06/29/2006 6:24:46 AM PDT by DesScorp
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Salacious ping list opportunity!


26 posted on 06/29/2006 6:29:06 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f*cked.")
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NO, I saw yesterday she said no and that she refuses to pose nude. If she does I will have lost all respect for her family completely as I'm pretty close to that now.


30 posted on 06/29/2006 6:35:03 AM PDT by Halls (One Proud Texas Momma!!)
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Those that have talent, do.

Those that don't get their norks out for Playboy after buying the line that it will further their career.

Of course, Ashleeeeeeeeeee is the exception to the rule. She may decline Playboy's offer but will still be a talentless lying waste of space.


32 posted on 06/29/2006 6:36:44 AM PDT by relictele (Carry On The Anglosphere)
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Ashlee Simpson Nude

Oops...never mind...I thought it said Homer Simpson....

35 posted on 06/29/2006 7:17:27 AM PDT by traditional1
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Her tour is bombing out so if she wants any career then she better get naked quick


37 posted on 06/29/2006 7:27:24 AM PDT by skaterboy
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Ashlee’s musician boyfriend, Braxton Olita, is said to be very supportive of the idea.

Oh, yeah, I'd be REAL supportive of MY girlfriend baring it all for every panting punk in America and beyond! Whatta rube!

41 posted on 06/29/2006 7:34:39 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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Salacious Ping List ping!

(I'm sorry for the Ashlee, y'all. I don't make the SPL rules. I just - um, wait, I do make the rules.)
45 posted on 06/29/2006 8:00:22 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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Are those puppies real?

46 posted on 06/29/2006 8:05:26 AM PDT by Fintan (One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.)
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First Vida Guerra, now Ashlee Simpson. Hef is on a ROLL!

For all of those who say that Ashlee is "fat" YOU ARE ALL CLOSEST HOMOSEXUALS! THAT IS THE WAY A WOMAN IS MEANT TO BE BUILT, NOT LIKE THAT BOY ANN COULTER!

Women were prettier before they invented health clubs, IMHO.

56 posted on 06/29/2006 9:51:35 AM PDT by Clemenza (The CFR ate my bilderburgers! Time to call for a trilateral commission to investigate!)
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