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Report: Ashlee Simpson Nude? Singer Considering Posing for Playboy
National Ledger ^ | 06/27/06 | By Lynda Johnson

Posted on 06/29/2006 6:03:31 AM PDT by Perdogg

A report set for publication this week from In Touch Weekly will claim that Ashlee Simpson is considering posing nude for Playboy.

Will Ashlee Strip for Playboy?

The singer is now on tour and hotter than ever and if this report plays out, this may just be the move that pushes her to the A-list.

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalledger.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies
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To: cripplecreek

Enjoy these tits.

21 posted on 06/29/2006 6:23:52 AM PDT by martin_fierro (It's all about meme)
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To: Perdogg

Didn't Fox News report last night that she'd turned down the Playboy gig (along with it's $4 million dollar paycheck)?


22 posted on 06/29/2006 6:24:46 AM PDT by DesScorp
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To: DesScorp

bummer!


23 posted on 06/29/2006 6:26:50 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: freedumb2003
Aguilera, Spears, Simpson(s), AI winners -- what in the heck are people thinking? These people can't SING.

Did you ever hear Aguilera or one of the AI winners sing? Aguilera's duet with Andrea Bocelli (in his latest CD) is very beautiful...

24 posted on 06/29/2006 6:27:56 AM PDT by paudio (Universal Human Rights and Multiculturalism: Liberals want to have cake and eat it too!)
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To: wideawake
He claims to be a Southern Baptist lay minister. Oh boy, what a double entendre.
25 posted on 06/29/2006 6:28:02 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Xenalyte

Salacious ping list opportunity!


26 posted on 06/29/2006 6:29:06 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f*cked.")
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To: freedumb2003
Mere technical proficiency and vocal range are not enough to make someone a truly good vocal artist.

Selection of material, stage presence and interpretive skill are absolutely essential.

Billie Holiday had a pedestrian voice at best in terms of range and training, but she is an icon because of her phrasing and presence.

Ashlee Simpson's unimpressive voice would be forgivable if she had real command and interpretive skill - but she doesn't. She's not even very pretty - but she does have an attractive figure.

Sad, really. Her father's ambition seems to be ruining her life.

27 posted on 06/29/2006 6:32:34 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Rummyfan
Aguilera can actually sing and has a beautiful voice

I have heard her -- her voice is thin and pop-ish. But I will grant you she can stay in key.

28 posted on 06/29/2006 6:32:38 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (The Left created, embraces and feeds "The Culture of Hate." Make it part of the political lexicon!)
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To: CholeraJoe; Xenalyte
We need a juicy entertainment story to lighten things up a bit!
29 posted on 06/29/2006 6:33:18 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg

NO, I saw yesterday she said no and that she refuses to pose nude. If she does I will have lost all respect for her family completely as I'm pretty close to that now.


30 posted on 06/29/2006 6:35:03 AM PDT by Halls (One Proud Texas Momma!!)
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To: wideawake
Sad, really. Her father's ambition seems to be ruining her life.

And her sister's. As a child, who aspires to be a tunning joke? When these kids hit their 30s they will look back and see that they will forever be known as clowns.

A Playboy spread will certainly contribute to that.

31 posted on 06/29/2006 6:35:43 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (The Left created, embraces and feeds "The Culture of Hate." Make it part of the political lexicon!)
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To: Perdogg

Those that have talent, do.

Those that don't get their norks out for Playboy after buying the line that it will further their career.

Of course, Ashleeeeeeeeeee is the exception to the rule. She may decline Playboy's offer but will still be a talentless lying waste of space.


32 posted on 06/29/2006 6:36:44 AM PDT by relictele (Carry On The Anglosphere)
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To: wideawake

yep, he claims a lot. He also was a professor at Dallas Baptist University when I was at school there. At that time Jessica was just a little girl singing in their church and he would talk all about her to everyone. I never had a class with him and didn't know him at all, but knew who he was. Boy has he changed. He sold out!


33 posted on 06/29/2006 6:37:41 AM PDT by Halls (One Proud Texas Momma!!)
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To: paudio

"Ahhh... another daughter of a christian minister who apparently has gone to the other side..."

You mean the daughter of a FORMER christian minister who after serving the Lord for twenty years gave it up so he could manage the showbiz careers of his daughters. Ms. Simpson the younger said on a t.v. interview that the family "gave up the "Baptist thing" when they moved to L.A. So much for Joe's dedication. The apples don't fall far from the tree.


34 posted on 06/29/2006 6:44:07 AM PDT by AngieGOP (I never met a woman who became a stripper because she played with Barbie dolls as a kid.)
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To: Perdogg
Ashlee Simpson Nude

Oops...never mind...I thought it said Homer Simpson....

35 posted on 06/29/2006 7:17:27 AM PDT by traditional1
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To: freedumb2003
Aguilera, Spears, Simpson(s), AI winners -- what in the heck are people thinking? These people can't SING.

I come from a somewhat musical family and I have an ear for a good voice and popular music. I can tell you if a pop song will be a hit or not. You are wrong about Aguilera. She has the pipes.

Spears and Simpson have marginal voices at best. As far as the American Idol gang other than Mandisa I predicted the exact order every one of them were voted off. I also predicted that Taylor Hicks would win early on and that Katherine McPhee would come in second. McPhee did a decent version of Somewhere Over The Rainbow. If you want to hear a stellar version of that song listen to the late Eva Cassidy sing it. She was going to be a huge star but unfortunately died at a young age.

Here one to watch because she has a bit of talent. The Spears and Simpson types will soon be nudged aside by Brooke Hogan. Yep, the Hulksters kid is going to be big.

36 posted on 06/29/2006 7:19:50 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (What is it about "illegal" you don't understand?)
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To: Perdogg

Her tour is bombing out so if she wants any career then she better get naked quick


37 posted on 06/29/2006 7:27:24 AM PDT by skaterboy
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To: Perdogg

Very cute?

Ill take two pencils please


38 posted on 06/29/2006 7:28:16 AM PDT by skaterboy
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To: skaterboy

She does it for me. She's no beauty queen, but she isn't ugly.


39 posted on 06/29/2006 7:31:14 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: freedumb2003
Aguilera, Spears, Simpson(s), AI winners -- what in the heck are people thinking? These people can't SING.

To quote "American Graffiti" character John Milner: "Rock and roll's been goin' downhill ever since Buddy Holly died"


40 posted on 06/29/2006 7:32:13 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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