Operation removes lightbulb from Mohammed's anus

Reuters ^

[martin_fierro]

Of course.

Old, old internet joke.

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Thank goodness. What a strange site. Thank you.

[Constitution Day]

whiner

[zerosix]

Durn, beat me to it!

[zerosix]

If the "little blue pills" confiscated in PB in a shaving kit belonging to RUSH, what will Leno and O'Brian come up with on this one - oops, nope, it would be "offensive against 'diversity' to ridicule this perfectly normal Muslim, who was 'genetically' programed to enjoy lighting up."

[HOTTIEBOY]

What a strange religion.

Liquor will get you thrown in jail. But perverted foreign object insertion is OK.

[admiralsn]

The editors had a choice: the light buld or the anus. I am glad they stuck with the choice they made.

[N. Theknow]

Always be a glowworm,
A glowworm's never glum.
'Cause how can you be grumpy,
When the sun shines out your bum?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[Xenalyte]

This might top yesterday's Best Headline Ever.

[martin_fierro]

I don't know who did this to me.

[humblegunner]

"There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed lights the way"

[johnny7]

“The way Fateh Mohammad looked at it, that light bulb was his sons birthright. And he'd be damned if the infidels were gonna put their lily, white hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His a$$.”

[PBRSTREETGANG]

That Mohammed has ideas coming out of his a$$ !

[Xenalyte]

OMG, I am laughing so hard people in the hall are looking at me.

That was the funniest five minutes of a kick-ass movie. Christopher Walken rules the world.

[sully777]

Afternoon THING.

[Mikey_1962]

Those Wacky Wacky Muslims!!!

What Imps!

[Clemenza]

Tailor-made for your commentary. ;-)

[Mikey_1962]

Oh, he knows. He just isn't telling.

The thought of what might be found the next time will keep his mouth shut... Think of a broken bulb...

[presidio9]

I actually reposted this thread this morning.