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Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial
WRAL - AP ^
| Jun 28, 2:32 PM EDT
| SHAUN SCHAFER
Posted on 06/28/2006 12:23:40 PM PDT by rface
BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) -- Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.
The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.
Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:23:42 PM PDT
by
rface
To: rface
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:24:05 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: rface
If that were me I would plead guilty.
3
posted on
06/28/2006 12:24:41 PM PDT
by
LukeL
To: rface
Well, you know what they say: "You can put it in your lawyers hands, but it'll never stand up in court!"
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:24:52 PM PDT
by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Republicam)
To: dead
A doctor has lectured on the lengths... too easy....
5
posted on
06/28/2006 12:24:56 PM PDT
by
The Iceman Cometh
(Just another evil conservative)
I guess this puts Limbaughs Viagra issue in a different perspective
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:26:09 PM PDT
by
rface
("...the most schizoid freeper I've ever seen" - New Bloomfield, Missouri)
To: rface
Will the defendant please rise.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:26:14 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
To: rface
I guess he must either have been looking at porn magazines or mentally undressing attractive female jurors during the trial. A model judge!
(Denny Crane: "Every one should carry a gun strapped to their waist. We need more - not less guns.")
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:26:19 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: cripplecreek
9
posted on
06/28/2006 12:27:24 PM PDT
by
livius
To: rface
his $7,489.91-a-month pension would be in jeopardy If convicted, his obscenely bloated pension should be stripped from the pervert.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:28:33 PM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: rface
![](http://www.on2.com/cms-data/images/Austin_Powers_512k_standard.JPG)
"Honest, it wasn't mine."
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:28:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
To: rface
The ups and downs of the judicial system on display here (smirk).
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:29:37 PM PDT
by
Liz
(The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
To: rface
What a disgrace this guy is to the bench and an embarrassment to Oklahoma. However, we are getting a good laugh out of it. This man is sick and I hope they find him guilty.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:30:21 PM PDT
by
yellowdoghunter
(Vote out the RINO's; volunteer to help get Conservative Republicans elected!)
To: Liz
You think he insisted on a rigid interpretation of the law?
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:30:36 PM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)
To: rface; dead; aculeus; Senator Bedfellow; BlueLancer; Dog Gone; Billthedrill; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:32:08 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: yellowdoghunter
The only way this could get any better is if Johnny Cochrain were still alive to defend the judge.
If the pump don't fit.....
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:32:38 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
To: rface
"She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather.The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening."
Yeah...dead toddler..(shhhhht)..(shhhhht)...saddened grandfather..(shhhht)..(shhhhht)....
He's truly a freak among freaks.
Won't need any implements to get some pumping action in the klink.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:32:38 PM PDT
by
Sax
To: windcliff
To: rface
A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance. There comes a point of diminishing returns...
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:36:52 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Here comes da Judge)
To: dead
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:37:10 PM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
("Earth laughs in flowers" Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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