[dead]

Best.

Headline.

Ever.

[LukeL]

If that were me I would plead guilty.

[Cincinatus]

Well, you know what they say: "You can put it in your lawyers hands, but it'll never stand up in court!"

[rface]

I guess this puts Limbaughs Viagra issue in a different perspective

[cripplecreek]

Will the defendant please rise.

[goldstategop]

I guess he must either have been looking at porn magazines or mentally undressing attractive female jurors during the trial. A model judge!

(Denny Crane: "Every one should carry a gun strapped to their waist. We need more - not less guns.")

[ncountylee]

his $7,489.91-a-month pension would be in jeopardy

If convicted, his obscenely bloated pension should be stripped from the pervert.

[dfwgator]

"Honest, it wasn't mine."

[Liz]

The ups and downs of the judicial system on display here (smirk).

[yellowdoghunter]

What a disgrace this guy is to the bench and an embarrassment to Oklahoma. However, we are getting a good laugh out of it. This man is sick and I hope they find him guilty.

[dighton]

Calling a judge a wanker not contempt: Vic Court of Appeal

[Sax]

"She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather.

The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening."

Yeah...dead toddler..(shhhhht)..(shhhhht)...saddened grandfather..(shhhht)..(shhhhht)....

He's truly a freak among freaks.

Won't need any implements to get some pumping action in the klink.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[mikrofon]

A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.

There comes a point of diminishing returns...

[Echo Talon]

Now that just sucks....

[theFIRMbss]

>Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others

Now we'll all wonder
how many Freepers do this
while they are freeping!

[Ditter]

His poor wife in the photo, standing bravely at his side but unable to hold her head up. She will never be able to hold her head up again if that little town in OK is like the little town we lived in. If Mr. Ditter did something like that I would NOT be standing up with him, I'd be home packing to move.

[subterfuge]

Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss.

Must have been tears of laughter because this is just funny as it can be. Aside from the fact that American taxpayers paid the perv for decades.

[NRA1995]

A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance

OOOOOOOOOOOOK......

[martin_fierro]

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