[theFIRMbss]

>Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others

Now we'll all wonder
how many Freepers do this
while they are freeping!

[Billthedrill]

Now we'll all wonder / how many FReepers do this / While they are FReeping!

Admin Mod: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
BtD: That's not mine.
Admin Mod: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by a Mr. Drill.
BtD: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Admin Mod: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Bill the Drill.
BtD: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Admin Mod: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by William T. Drill.
BtD: I wanna see my lawyer.