Posted on 06/26/2006 3:20:07 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices ... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back!
We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!
I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, Than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is.
I'm sure there are lots more, I only searched under bad+american in the archives. I'm not upset, it only took a minute . . . just as you shouldn't be embarassed for inadvertently re-posting the all-time record breaker. I'm am simply providing some context for the replies that appear to mystify you so.
LAMO, 3 years here and you don't recall ever seeing it? Now you are picking on those who managed to do a decent search? Are you Gore's ox, or ass?
They usually get nuked, because the get more abuse than your brain, but, here you go.
Rant: I am a bad American
Posted by llevrok
On General/Chat 09/28/2005 1:39:03 PM EDT · 20 replies · 384+ views
Geo. Carlin
This may be an oldie. And is alleged to been said by Geo. Carlin (I am suspicious).No matter who said it, it sums how I am feeling about our leaderless conservative politicians.
Bad American
Posted by odoso
On News/Activism 01/10/2005 2:39:32 PM EST · 58 replies · 1,988+ views
Private | 6/29/01 | Ted Nugent
BAD AMERICAN Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2001 Written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and hunter/naturalist, upon hearing that California Senators B. Boxer and D. Feinstein denounced him for being a "gun owner" and a "Rock Star". This was his response after telling the senators about his past contributions to children's charities and scholarship foundations which have totaled more than $13.7 million in the last 5 years!! I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women. I believe the money I make belongs to...
And yet he found them. What's your excuse.
Hint: Next time try Google.
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Check this out!!!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1656161/posts?page=4
Naw... This is what it looks like when you're the only one that doesn't get the joke :~D I posted this thing once myself, back when it was written by Ted Nugent.
Dang, I've never seen this, either, and I posted the friggin' story in chat yesterday. Got the email then started researching snopes to see if it was true, FR mentioned, so I posted it.
Good Lord, Hair, I had no idea this story was so well known. I posted it in chat yesterday because FR was mentioned in snopes.
I hope nobody sees it, I'm gonna get major raked over the coals....tarred and feathered....beaten to a bloody pulp.....rode hard and put up wet.
Heh... we now have something to hold over your head :~)
All we have to do is bump that thread :~)
Original written by our own bootyist-monk
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a39b09d010a26.htm
Here's the explanation
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b21fbab4b27.htm
Here's Snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Don't feel too bad about the ribbing your getting. Heck, I posted a duplicate breaking news thread yesterday because I just flat out didn't see it already posted.
I'm going to be scarred for life....
Lots of FReepers wear those scars :~)
Wow. I've seen this 5281886506345 times now.
And George Carlin still didn't write it.
Whatever.
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