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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
email from Niece | George Carlin

Posted on 06/26/2006 3:20:07 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices ... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, Than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is.


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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

I'm sure there are lots more, I only searched under bad+american in the archives. I'm not upset, it only took a minute . . . just as you shouldn't be embarassed for inadvertently re-posting the all-time record breaker. I'm am simply providing some context for the replies that appear to mystify you so.


41 posted on 06/26/2006 12:41:47 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

LAMO, 3 years here and you don't recall ever seeing it? Now you are picking on those who managed to do a decent search? Are you Gore's ox, or ass?


42 posted on 06/26/2006 12:46:52 PM PDT by Toby06 (True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
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To: Toby06
Find one that starts after 2001.
43 posted on 06/26/2006 12:47:59 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

They usually get nuked, because the get more abuse than your brain, but, here you go.


Rant: I am a bad American

Posted by llevrok
On General/Chat 09/28/2005 1:39:03 PM EDT · 20 replies · 384+ views

Geo. Carlin
This may be an oldie. And is alleged to been said by Geo. Carlin (I am suspicious).No matter who said it, it sums how I am feeling about our leaderless conservative politicians.

Bad American

Posted by odoso
On News/Activism 01/10/2005 2:39:32 PM EST · 58 replies · 1,988+ views

Private | 6/29/01 | Ted Nugent
BAD AMERICAN Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2001 Written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and hunter/naturalist, upon hearing that California Senators B. Boxer and D. Feinstein denounced him for being a "gun owner" and a "Rock Star". This was his response after telling the senators about his past contributions to children's charities and scholarship foundations which have totaled more than $13.7 million in the last 5 years!! I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women. I believe the money I make belongs to...


44 posted on 06/26/2006 1:07:45 PM PDT by Toby06 (True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
You had to go back to 2001 to find posts with close but not an exact name!

And yet he found them. What's your excuse.

Hint: Next time try Google.

45 posted on 06/26/2006 4:13:18 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Search and prove IT.

(Google) Web Results 1 - 10 of about 383 from www.freerepublic.com for "bad american" freerepublic

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=+site:www.freerepublic.com+%22bad+american%22+freerepublic

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46 posted on 06/26/2006 8:03:08 PM PDT by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Check this out!!!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1656161/posts?page=4


47 posted on 06/27/2006 4:30:35 AM PDT by Toby06 (True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
So many people are bitching about this post, it makes me think at least one of the statements jerked their chain.

Naw... This is what it looks like when you're the only one that doesn't get the joke :~D I posted this thing once myself, back when it was written by Ted Nugent.

48 posted on 06/27/2006 4:37:35 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Dang, I've never seen this, either, and I posted the friggin' story in chat yesterday. Got the email then started researching snopes to see if it was true, FR mentioned, so I posted it.


49 posted on 06/27/2006 4:52:32 AM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Good Lord, Hair, I had no idea this story was so well known. I posted it in chat yesterday because FR was mentioned in snopes.

I hope nobody sees it, I'm gonna get major raked over the coals....tarred and feathered....beaten to a bloody pulp.....rode hard and put up wet.


50 posted on 06/27/2006 5:04:51 AM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: tuffydoodle

Heh... we now have something to hold over your head :~)

All we have to do is bump that thread :~)


51 posted on 06/27/2006 5:06:29 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Google) Web Results 1 - 10 of about 383 from www.freerepublic.com for "bad american" freerepublic

Original written by our own bootyist-monk

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a39b09d010a26.htm

Here's the explanation
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b21fbab4b27.htm

Here's Snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

Don't feel too bad about the ribbing your getting. Heck, I posted a duplicate breaking news thread yesterday because I just flat out didn't see it already posted.

52 posted on 06/27/2006 5:07:48 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Fire Murtha! http://www.irey.com/)
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To: HairOfTheDog

I'm going to be scarred for life....


53 posted on 06/27/2006 5:32:07 AM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: tuffydoodle

Lots of FReepers wear those scars :~)


54 posted on 06/27/2006 5:47:00 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Wow. I've seen this 5281886506345 times now.

And George Carlin still didn't write it.


55 posted on 06/27/2006 2:13:22 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
I thought Ted Nugent authored Bad American (or maybe it was Charlie Daniels).

Whatever.

56 posted on 06/28/2006 6:28:50 PM PDT by 3catsanadog (When anything goes, everything does.)
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