Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into 30% proof vodka

wbj ^ | 5/31/06 | na

[curiosity]

Most vodka is 80 proof.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

If the ocean was whisky,
And I was a duck,
I'd dive to the bottom
And never come up.

[Darksheare]

Now where's my "Bear Whizz Beer" link..?

[xsmommy]

throw some tomatos in and make a nice vodka sauce for them fishies : )

[mikrofon]

"Mikrofon drinks whiskey"

[Sacajaweau]

Fish fights, promiscuity abounds in polluted Lake.

"Reminds me of the good ole days", said Charlie Tunainacan.

[Sacajaweau]

That stuff caused my first big barf experience. I didn't drink for five years after that.

[martin_fierro]

30 posts and no-one has mentioned Pickled Herring??

#12

[xsmommy]

polski mik sounds like lushki... ;

[sully777]

[sully777]

[MadLibDisease]

If Teddy K had driven in to this lake he would have saved poor Mary Jo, he'd want all that alcohol for himself

[JRios1968]

If Teddy K had driven into that lake, the notification to his family would have gone something like this:
[knock knock]
Teddy's wife opens the door
Police officer: Mrs Kennedy?
Teddy's wife: Yes, officer?
PO: I hate to tell you, Ma'am, but there's been an accident involving the senator.
TW: Oh, no, what is it?
PO: Well, he was driving a young lady home, and when they came to a bridge over the lake, they lost control and went into the lake.
TW: Oh, no this is terrible. Is Ted ok?
PO: Ma'am, I am sorry to inform you, the Senator drowned.
TW: Oh, no! I guess he couldn't get out of the car...
PO: Oh, no, he got out of the car, alright...he just kept going back in the lake!

[MadLibDisease]

ROFL