Posted on 06/18/2006 5:59:17 AM PDT by Pharmboy
Jay Leno
Finally some good news for the White House. Today, federal prosecutors told Karl Rove he will not be charged in the C.I.A. leak case. This is the best news for the White House since oil hit $70 a barrel.
I'm sure you know, there's a big storm named Alberto heading toward Florida. See, even the hurricanes are getting smarter. They know a Hispanic hurricane has a better chance of getting into the United States.
Democrats are not giving President Bush any credit for killing Zarqawi. Today, Al Gore blamed it on global warming.
David Letterman
Mayor Bloomberg might run for president. Isn't there a height requirement for that?
You know, the Iraqi terror mastermind Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead. Anyway, his successor is Abu Ayyub al-Masri. And if anything happens to that guy: Russell Crowe.
Here's interesting news from the Pentagon. According to autopsy results, Zarqawi's cause of death: choked on a ham sandwich.
Conan O'Brien
About $1.4 billion of aid money to Hurricane Katrina victims has gone to alcohol, vacations and pornography. The worst part is that some of that was wasted.
Last week, the United States eliminated Iraq's No. 1 terrorist, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. This week, Al Qaeda announced his successor: Abu Ayyub al-Masri. When asked why, an Al Qaeda spokesperson said: "We have a lot of leftover stationery that says: 'From the desk of Abu.' "
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I like that one!
Russell Crowe is a Hollywood bad boy. Still, it's a lame joke.
"When asked why, an Al Qaeda spokesperson said: "We have a lot of leftover stationery that says: 'From the desk of Abu.'"
I Love It! Keep on knocking them down and passing on the stationery, Marines! :)
"You know, the Iraqi terror mastermind Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead. Anyway, his successor is Abu Ayyub al-Masri. And if anything happens to that guy: Russell Crowe.
What does this mean?"
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I heard Letterman give that line. It got a big laugh. I don't get it either.
I don't get it.
Crowe has been pretty out of control, temper-wise. He threw a telephone at a desk clerk in a Manhattan hotel, and has been in a few other dust-ups.
Think the opposite...
Oil prices being up is good for the "oilmen" in the Whitehouse...
You're sharper than me this morning...and I even had my coffee. Of course, you're right. Thanks.
still not funny
Even Babe Ruth didn't hit a home run EVERY time at bat...
See post #10--my interpretation was wrong.
still not funny
Alabama State Trooper pulls over a guy in a pickup for speeding.
He asks the guy "You have any ID?"
The driver says: "'Bout what?"
Last week, the United States eliminated Iraq's No. 1 terrorist, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. This week, Al Qaeda announced his successor: Abu Ayyub al-Masri. When asked why, an Al Qaeda spokesperson said: "We have a lot of leftover stationery that says: 'From the desk of Abu.' "
Uhhhh...I think we all might get a bit frustrated at times, though an impressive majority of us manage not to fire cell phones at hotel clerks. His behavior has been boorish on several occassions, and, being an actor who makes 15 million bucks or so/movie, he is open to criticism, satire or being the butt of a joke. This was not a one-off for him...he acts like a spoiled bully.
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