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Official Friday Silliness Thread (Fathers Day Special/Work)
Yahoo ^ | 6-16-06

Posted on 06/16/2006 12:17:13 AM PDT by sully777

The OFST Salute To Fathers




TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fathersday; hellasilly; ofst; orly; silliness
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To: nuke rocketeer

Welcome to my world.


241 posted on 06/16/2006 11:24:51 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: nuke rocketeer

I try not to look at the clock...kinda like "a watched pot never boils". On the bright side, it's FRIDAY! :)


242 posted on 06/16/2006 11:24:56 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Diane has to really, really love Eric...


243 posted on 06/16/2006 11:25:05 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: nuke rocketeer

One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"


244 posted on 06/16/2006 11:26:10 AM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: para-dea

I answered all of them C, unless my wife is around, then the answers are all A.


245 posted on 06/16/2006 11:27:45 AM PDT by fredhead (The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
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To: EX52D
On the bright side, it's FRIDAY! :)

You obviously don't have to work tomorrow. GRRRRR!
247 posted on 06/16/2006 11:29:18 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: JJR RNCH

Ladies and gentlemen,

THE MAN SONG

http://www.bellagreetings.com/1/card.php?ID=1008


248 posted on 06/16/2006 11:31:31 AM PDT by fredhead (The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
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To: fredhead

Shoot yourself.


249 posted on 06/16/2006 11:31:39 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

I'm sorry, no work for me tomorrow.


250 posted on 06/16/2006 11:32:26 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: JJR RNCH

251 posted on 06/16/2006 11:32:45 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuke rocketeer; BJClinton
Three guys are comparing who's got the laziest teenage son, so they decide to make the rounds.

First home...Dad tells the kid he'll give him 5 bucks if he'll at least get off the couch to greet his two friends...lad passes due to riveting I Love Lucy rerun.

Second home...The dad asks the kid if he'd like to make a quick 20 by getting off the couch and opening the window; the boy passes.

Third home...The three walk in and the son is sitting on the sofa whining and sobbing - His dad asks him what's wrong, and the kid says, "I'm sitting on my balls"

(Ding-ding-winner!)

252 posted on 06/16/2006 11:33:06 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: EX52D

I own this page


253 posted on 06/16/2006 11:33:49 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: JJR RNCH

Just to be an equal opportunity offender...

THE WOMAN SONG

http://www.robrob8.com/song_parody/play-woman-song.htm


254 posted on 06/16/2006 11:33:57 AM PDT by fredhead (The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
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To: EX52D

Dangit again!!!


255 posted on 06/16/2006 11:34:32 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: fredhead

256 posted on 06/16/2006 11:35:17 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Poor guy, you're having a rough day, aren't you?


257 posted on 06/16/2006 11:35:43 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: nuke rocketeer
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259 posted on 06/16/2006 11:36:46 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: nuke rocketeer

There's no luck for me....I'm the only guy in my house.

Wife
Daughter (5 year old)
Dog (female, too)

I'd shoot myself but my wife hid my bullets.

Oh well, one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.


260 posted on 06/16/2006 11:38:08 AM PDT by fredhead (The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
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