Posted on 06/08/2006 7:31:00 AM PDT by Millee
The oldest surviving condom in the world has gone on display in an Austrian museum.
The world's oldest condom, dating back to 1640, has gone on display at a museum in Austria /Europics
The reusable condom dates back to 1640 and is completely intact, as is its orginal users' manual, written in Latin.
The manual suggests that users immerse the condom in warm milk prior to its use to avoid diseases.
The antique, found in Lund in Sweden, is made of pig intestine and is one of 250 ancient objects related to sex on display at the Tirolean County Museum in Austria this summer.
I just checked out your profile page. Too...too funny!
Oh, d-uh! Can we add keywords anytime?
How about 'choke the chicken,' is that a good one?
Yep, add away. Oh this is gonna get fun!
Drawstring, eh?
Sort of reminds me of the old commercials...
HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!
wimpy wimpy wimpy!
I can only guess at what the "Da Gurls" list is. What is the My "You Can Get On, But Never Leave" ping list?
Why? So no one would see the milk come out your nose?
My other ping list is for stoopid threads like this I like to post. Sorry, but I think, like it or not, you & FrouFrou must be added! ;o)
LOL. Cool. Then like it or not, add me to your stoopid threads like this list. I look forward to it.
The other two fellas?
I ain't touchin' it.
ROFL! THAT CLOUD PIC IS FUNNY AS HELL!
It looks ribbed for her pleasure, or is in worn inside out for his?
LOL!
I really needed a lift this morning! *er*
Thanks! Now I can go through the rest of the day with a smile on my face. My daughter will wonder why...;o]
There... that is more accurate.
I've got a rubber in my wallet.
One of those little whatchamacallit's.
I'm savin' it for that special day.
When the right girl comes my way.
It leaves a circular impression
From all those years of compression.
I've had it since I turned thirteen.
I got it in a vend'n machine.
[Chorus]
Circ circ circular impression!
Leading to a state of depression!
In my walla walla walla walla wallet!
I can't wait to install it!
No! I can't wait!
It's in a little tinfoil packet.
Sometimes I'm tempted to unwrap it.
It's got a reinforced border.
I hope it's still in working order.
"Be Prepared" they said in Boy Scouts.
I'm waiting for a chance to try it out.
I want to try this contraceptive.
But all the girls are unreceptive.
[Chorus]
I've got a French safe in my pocket.
It'll be the nose-cone on my rocket.
It comes direct from Paris, France.
Can't wait to take it from my pants.
Huhuh!
[Chorus]
I mean- not that I'd have first hand er.. um... I mean, it was an off the cuff um.. that is, I mean... From the looks of it... er.. oh nevermind... to hell with it all. I admit it. Lil' bill and I use to pee for distance in the repository. There. That's how I know. :P
Repository? That's your story, and you're stickin' to it?
I thought that's where sperm donors go to make deposits, the repository... ;p
(Hhmmmmm...rethinking adding new cruelty to my ping list now.......)
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