[new cruelty]

Naw, the one in the clinton library is much much smaller.

There... that is more accurate.

[new cruelty]

I mean- not that I'd have first hand er.. um... I mean, it was an off the cuff um.. that is, I mean... From the looks of it... er.. oh nevermind... to hell with it all. I admit it. Lil' bill and I use to pee for distance in the repository. There. That's how I know. :P

[gleeaikin]

"The one in the clinton library is much much smaller."

Maybe that is why a cigar was needed.